Duxwing
I've Overcome Existential Despair
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SQUIDWARD and SPONGEBOB wait by a bus stop. Squidward has a strange object in his hand.
Squidward: I am sick and tired of that bright disk. I want to blow it up and let darkness fall over the mountains and valleys. But all I have is a brick. A lead brick! But still just a brick. And this stupid, useless Torch Drive. I mean what possible, practical application could a massless engine capable of accelerating a given mass to a given velocity without needing fuel have? Well, alright, I guess that it might make a nice paperweight or hood ornament. (shrugs) Back to my robots--
Spongebob: --Wait! In a feat of even more soaring stupidity than not seeing the practical application of your Torch Drive, I will now detail a proposed way to destroy the star that my planet orbits! The first thing that you do is stick the brick on the Torch Drive, and then you send the rocket far away, point it at the sun, and accelerate at such a velocity that the star will instantly be vaporized upon impact.
Squidward: Heh. Heh. Heh. OK, Spongeboob, how do I smash something that isn't solid? And how do I vaporize a cloud of raging atomic fire?
Duxwing: (crashes through the Fourth Wall) Well, how?
-Duxwing
Squidward: I am sick and tired of that bright disk. I want to blow it up and let darkness fall over the mountains and valleys. But all I have is a brick. A lead brick! But still just a brick. And this stupid, useless Torch Drive. I mean what possible, practical application could a massless engine capable of accelerating a given mass to a given velocity without needing fuel have? Well, alright, I guess that it might make a nice paperweight or hood ornament. (shrugs) Back to my robots--
Spongebob: --Wait! In a feat of even more soaring stupidity than not seeing the practical application of your Torch Drive, I will now detail a proposed way to destroy the star that my planet orbits! The first thing that you do is stick the brick on the Torch Drive, and then you send the rocket far away, point it at the sun, and accelerate at such a velocity that the star will instantly be vaporized upon impact.
Squidward: Heh. Heh. Heh. OK, Spongeboob, how do I smash something that isn't solid? And how do I vaporize a cloud of raging atomic fire?
Duxwing: (crashes through the Fourth Wall) Well, how?
-Duxwing