Are you a Deviant (Vegetable Test)?

[Perseus]

Are you a Deviant (Vegetable Test)?

This is a variant on the standard, count down from one hundred in sevens, 93, 86 etc until you reach a minus figure and then, think of a vegetable ...





































Carrot: Neurotypical

Deviants:

Orange: Fruit

Turnip: Baldrick-type

Potato: Spud

Jerusalem Archichoke: Choking, knobbly knees, ugly type

Cherry: You want your cake and eat it too

Pea: Size of your Brain

Spaghetti Plant: A worm

Cabbage: Keep taking the medicine

Broccoli: Urgh !!!!!

Cauliflower: Box yer ears

Mange Tout: Please telephone (French quarter)

Tomato: Better late than never

Sprouts: Little nation with a fictional detective

Kiwi Fruit: You're a Gooseberry

Bamboo Shoots: Panda to her/his tastes

 

[NoID10ts]

I sense that I am an eggplant, but I don't know why.

o_O .... O_o ..... o_O ..... O_o <----- That's fun.


<---- This is a Rasberry
<---- Pinapple
<---- Prune
<---- Blueberry
<---- Poisonous Weed
<---- Also a blueberry, but a tastier one
<---- The spinach between my teeth
<---- Jalapeno
<---- Plum
<---- A blueberry that has just squirted you in the eye, the little fucker
<---- A blueberry hiding in the cushions of your couch
<---- A blueberry on the bottom of your shoe
<--- Noddy, eating his favorite cherry as it sleeps

 

[severus]

I got carrot.

Why are there so many blue smileys?

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

carrot


BUT i have read many studies about attributing vegetables to things so even before i started counted i couldn't get carrot out of my head.
carrot was common, so that was what i was thinking prior to counting

 

[brain enclosed in flesh]

Rutabaga. Not on the list. And it took me about ten minutes to subtract my way down. Rutabagas must be lousy at math.

 

[Anthile]

Spaghetti Plant: A worm

I see what you did there.


I'm a pumpkin by the way.

 

[sagewolf]

Cauliflower: my favorite veg, so I thought of it. You included fruits, though. That's cheating: you specifically said vegetable. Does that just preclude people who are exacting with language from being fruits?

 

[Jennywocky]

Cauliflower: my favorite veg, so I thought of it. You included fruits, though. That's cheating: you specifically said vegetable. Does that just preclude people who are exacting with language from being fruits?

.... I thought "orange." DOH.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Are onions, garlic and/or mushrooms, vegetables?

Roasted garlic cloves are delicious.

 

[Perseus]

.... I thought "orange." DOH.

I love you. I can't work out if you are a cheat (probably) or a deviant, or both?


[Middle English, from Old French, from Latin fructus, enjoyment, fruit, from past participle of fru, to enjoy.]

 

[Perseus]

Cauliflower: my favorite veg, so I thought of it. You included fruits, though. That's cheating: you specifically said vegetable. Does that just preclude people who are exacting with language from being fruits?

I have gotten over my Aubergine phase. I have even forgotten her name. I am pedantic (called precision) but that does not mean that if you ask certain characters to think of a vegetable and discover that they are really fruits. Enjoy!

Saying "Enjoy" is not necessarily a sign of being a fruit, more of being a Scullery Boy or Mustang Sally (ESFJ).

 

[Jennywocky]

I love you. I can't work out if you are a cheat (probably) or a deviant, or both?

No, I actually thought "orange" before I got to the end.... but I am probably a deviant regardless.

[Middle English, from Old French, from Latin fructus, enjoyment, fruit, from past participle of fru, to enjoy.]

lol, I see... the game gets curiouser and curiouser!
I hope I don't need a juicer.

 

[LucasM]

BANANA!

(edit: does this mean anything good or do I not want to know?)

 

[Liontiger]

Squash. I first thought kumquat before I realized it was a fruit XD

 

[Perseus]

BANANA!

(edit: does this mean anything good or do I not want to know?)

Lots of deviants (I thought of Carrot) but this one takes the biscuit! However, to define the extent of your deviancy, the standard BANANA test is how do you eat them?

 

[LucasM]

I eat bananas rather often. I prefer them yellow. I'll pick one up, peel it, and ingest it orally.

 

[loveofreason]

note to self: do not offer LucasM a banana suppository.

 

[NoID10ts]

So if I am old and comatose, does that make me a deviant vegatable?

 

[loveofreason]

It makes you fair game in this cook's kitchen.

 

[NoID10ts]

Well boil me in oil!

 

[Jennywocky]

note to self: do not offer LucasM a banana suppository.

Especially the green ones. They're not ripe yet.

 

[Perseus]

I eat bananas rather often. I prefer them yellow. I'll pick one up, peel it, and ingest it orally.

I had a list of possibles, but all were oral consumption. List later.

 

[Perseus]

Banana list. Oral consumption through the mouth was the only thing I considered. I was not broad-minded/creative to think of other possibilities. How prudish of me!?

I prefer to mash the bananas and put them in a sandwich with caster sugar. Or sliced as an accompaniement to a curry.

Most people seem to peel them and eat them straight (England 2008). I think they can be cooked a or made into recipes (or should that be casserole?).

What I also did not think of is the "neantherdal" might eat them raw skin and all. I kid you not, it does occur for real! (by humans)

 

[Jordan~]

Squash. I first thought kumquat before I realized it was a fruit XD

OMG, I thought kumquat!

 

[Cassandra]

I thought "Peppers" realized it was a fruit, changed it to asparagus.

Asparagus is the best veggie in existance. I mean, look at it. It looks like a mutant alien,
AND YOU CAN EAT IT!!! That's how my parents got me to eat asparagus when I was little.

 

[Aiss]

Artichoke.

 

[tashi]

cucumber/pickle =P