Anti-depression plot!

[loveofreason]

?

!!!!!!!!!!

Fukyo?

Causing an admin to vomit in a thread dedicated to insulting the least of our members is NOT A CLEVER IDEA. You are charged and found guilty of defiling the image of Sephiroth. Punishment effective immediately​

*Sephiroth guts Fukyo, arranges her entrails hatefully throughout the entire forum, and leaves her corpse here to stink, putrefy, liquefy, swim with maggots and basically collapse upon itself in warning to all. *

 

[Fukyo]

Sorry,lor...

 

[sagewolf]

Yeah, Fukyo. That BURNED my EYES.

But on the plus side, you seem to have critically injured him!

 

[loveofreason]

*sigh*

How does one stay mad with an INFP when they are so disarmingly cute and apologetic????



OK... so in death your sins are absolved, dear Fukyo.

*looks at poster again...*

No wait!

NOOOO!!!!!

The lifestream rejects you!

 

[sagewolf]

What's disturbing is that there is very likely (who am I kidding? That's wrong: definitely, that's the word I want) a group of people who fervently believe in that very pairing. And produce fan-art and -fiction of it, which they then upload to the internet for anyone to find. *shudders*

 

[loveofreason]

Innocent anyones like Fukyo....

 

[Melkor]

Well that was......

well...

that was just.....

the physics of man-sexing evades me.....

 

[Fukyo]

It's quite possible actually...













But before you do any experimentation,ask Noddy for his vaseline...

 

[Melkor]

........

I'll busy myself with this heavy barrel of tnt in that candle lit room over there....

 

[Fukyo]

*Fukyo quickly removes everything flammable from the room*

 

[sagewolf]

Including the oxygen in the air?

...

...

*gasp*

 

[Fukyo]

Yes,and the reason you're gasping is because you're suffocating as we speak...

 

[Artifice Orisit]

...after that last image...

*Installs anti-Fukyo image firewall*
*Drinks a litre of mind bleach*

All is better now

 

[FacetiousPersona]

...after that last image...

*Installs anti-Fukyo image firewall*
*Drinks a litre of mind bleach*

All is better now

I think that you drunk the wrong bleach.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Regardless, all is better now.

 

[sagewolf]

How does a robot drink, Cognisant?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

We pour the liquid into the primary facial orifice, Duuuuh.

 

[sagewolf]

And where does it go? ...How does Brain Bleach work if you drink it? Wouldn't it be easier for a robot to just open his head and pour it directly on, or use it as coolant or something?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Robotic Brain Bleach
A liquid coolant that is taken in via the main facial orifice, filtered in the torso, pumped up to the head then used to cool the main CPU. By the inclusion of magnetic particles in the coolant it serves the dual purpose of reducing core temperature and wiping unwanted files from the short term memory (long term memory is stored in the spine).

Having a opening in the top of the head may be acceptable for crappy 20th century robotics, but now in the 21st century a more elegant process that involves the use of existing orifices is required. Aesthetics is important.

 

[Melkor]

Oh come now.

It was not all that bad.

I mean really, I've seen worse things..

Such horrible things......

Fanfictions that would make your lips curl into simple nothingness, pictures, silent pictures that would make your eyes bleed diamonds of cold hard terror..


Well maybe not quite that horrible.
But suffice to say that Fukyo could have done a lot worse.

I think the sentence ought to be a quick humiliating death.


No wait two...


Insulting Sephiroth is punishable by extremely slow and painful death by moi..

and insulting Cloud is punishable by a quick and insulting one..

So with both, we'll have to insult you volubly while killing you slowly!

 

[Fukyo]

Yes,Fukyo could have done a lot worse(and she still can),but she choose not to,only to spare you all(keep in mind that she still has the material to do it).Especially little Morgoth-kun who is such a sensitive soul...anyway I had such a beautiful link to share with you...bishounen related...
But,now...since the lovely pairing Sephiroth x Cloud is frowned upon(and old news anyway)...

Hm....

Nero x .....

I'll have to look it up...

 

[Melkor]

YOU TRY IT YOU LITTLE SON OF A WHORE AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE THE PIG YOU ARE!


Asides..could you really befoul poor Dante?

No?

I thought not...


This link had better not be as I think it might may be...

 

[Oblivious]

When the japanese pornstar screams no she actually means yes.

 

[Fukyo]

YOU TRY IT YOU LITTLE SON OF A WHORE AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE THE PIG YOU ARE!


Asides..could you really befoul poor Dante?

No?

I thought not...


This link had better not be as I think it might may be...

The link is Cloud related,and there is no need for shouting and such foul words.

No worries,I'm not touching Dante(only because he is <3),but about that bastard Nero...I don't know...

Remember,just be calm...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Let's drop Morgoth onto a cloud with Cloud.

 

[Melkor]

I think we should get along rather swimmingly.
Depressed Intps often do..


I would be sure to steal from him the secret of lifting heavy objects with such thin arms...


and leave cloud alone, or I'll knife your pretty little face.



This should make you sick...

 

[Fukyo]

Awww,poor Cloud....

 

[loveofreason]

So is Sephiroth avenged yet?

 

[Melkor]

Fukyo is still alive...therefore no.

He has not been.


I killed him yesterday...does that count?

 

[loveofreason]

I'm a little dim.

Explain to me please, how killing Sephiroth avenges him, you bastard.

 

[Melkor]

The music is awesome,the sound effects are sexy, and the whole time I'm admiring how he jumps about slashing at me?

That okay?


and when he dies he actually wins...and then Cloud gets him...so really i only fought with him and let him win..
see?

 

[loveofreason]

The reasoning is not adequate, but I fear the description of such activity may cause me to swoon.

Desist.