Good, good - double good

[AlisaD]

So, it's a Happy Monday and I say:

"Good good good good,
Good good good good,
Good good good good,
Double good,
double double good."

Please do comment.

[Anthile]

Well, I bought myself some nifty new caramel-roiboos tea today and thanks to that my whole apartment is now smelling like caramel now: :3

[kantor1003]

Originally Posted by Anthile

Well, I bought myself some nifty new caramel-roiboos tea today and thanks to that my whole apartment is now smelling like caramel now: :3

double D double good!

[AlisaD]

Well, I bought myself some nifty new caramel-roiboos tea today and thanks to that my whole apartment is now smelling like caramel now: :3

I know the tea party is in another thread, but maybe we could share a cup?

After all, I am Alisa, and you seem quite mad and would look lovely in a hat, and a cup of nice warm caramel-roiboos tea would probably make this Monday double double double good.

I am sure that the rest of the creatures of Wonderland will mind, but join in shortly anyway.

[Wish]

My metabolic pathways are operating at full capacity and I have completed no less than 10323904810 rounds of cellular respiration today. My RNA is being transcribed nearly flawlessly and my proteins translated with extraordinary precision. As we speak, my white blood cells fight valiantly and endlessly against the mindless bacterial hordes. My testes furiously replicate my eggs so that I may pass on my bacteria pwnage skilz to future generations (and with very few mutations!). My nerve synapses are firing at incredible speeds. Just today I was able to observe a puddle no less than 50 feet away and make the decision to circumvent said death trap. I have yet to be smitten by any God(s), however spiteful, and my finger nails, like my conscious, are clean.




Today. Sucks.

[BigApplePi]

Easy for you to say as I haven't had coffee today. Not likely to either as I don't drink coffee.

[AlisaD]

Originally Posted by Wishing Well

My metabolic pathways are operating at full capacity and I have completed no less than 10323904810 rounds of cellular respiration today. My RNA is being transcribed nearly flawlessly and my proteins translated with extraordinary precision. As we speak, my white blood cells fight valiantly and endlessly against the mindless bacterial hordes. My testes furiously replicate my eggs so that I may pass on my bacteria pwnage skilz to future generations (and with very few mutations!). My nerve synapses are firing at incredible speeds. Just today I was able to observe a puddle no less than 50 feet away and make the decision to circumvent said death trap. I have yet to be smitten by any God(s), however spiteful, and my finger nails, like my conscious, are clean.



Today. Sucks.

Fortunately, I am in the position to suggest several paths that might lead to turning that frown upside down: death by suffocation, cytostatics, contracting a viral infection, castration, death, or stepping into a puddle. Also, digging trough some mud with your bare hands or committing a horrible crime.

Punching me in the face might also help.
I like you

[EyeSeeCold]

Pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay, got less than 30mins of sleep. Not good.

[Cavallier]

I got up at 5 am. Went to work. Didn't kill anybody on the way. Got a bunch of other stuff done. Made a few people laugh. Cursed a lot. Had a sandwich.

Utterly mundane really.

*pines after Anthile's tea*

[DarkGreen]

This is a box containing no less than:
1 drop of awesome juice, a couple vitamins and the element of surprise.

[Fukyo]

Woke up late with a motherfucking neck cramp and ache.

Studied some material regarding democracy and human rights, offered some social commentary on the current state of affairs in my country, instigated a political argument between my parents.

Still bored.

[Melllvar]

Originally Posted by Cavallier

I got up at 5 am. Went to work. Didn't kill anybody on the way. Got a bunch of other stuff done. Made a few people laugh. Cursed a lot. Had a sandwich.

You know what's scary? That's an exact description of my day so far. The sandwich was at Subway.

I'm happy it's Monday because I get to pick up the new Fallout game in 7 hours and 10 minutes, and I have 4 days in a row off work now. That's all.

[Cavallier]

Mine was from Subway as well and I am really excited for the new Fallout.

*cue Twilight theme*

Actually, I think that just means we are American.

[AlisaD]

OK people, this is hardly good, not to mention good good, or even double good.
*Walks trough the thread and hands out some ecstasy following the fine tradition of Happy Mondays*

There, that's a bit better.

[Cavallier]

No, this is my day on ecstasy.

I think I need something stronger.

Edit: *attacks Alisa and drinks all her vital fluids* Woah. Nowthisiswhat I'm talkingabout.

[AlisaD]

*pulls out emergency drug cocktail and sips it while watching Cava overdose and choke on her own vomit*

And just when I thought this day couldn't get any better.

[Melllvar]

Originally Posted by Cavallier

Actually, I think that just means we are American.

Probably.

Save me some of Alisa's psychedelic blood-juice.

[DarkGreen]

No, it's the tea I tell you, the tea! That's what gives anyone super powers.

[The Gopher]

yeah monday sucked it's tuesday now. For me.

[Wish]

Originally Posted by AlisaD

Fortunately, I am in the position to suggest several paths that might lead to turning that frown upside down: death by suffocation, cytostatics, contracting a viral infection, castration, death, or stepping into a puddle. Also, digging trough some mud with your bare hands or committing a horrible crime.

Punching me in the face might also help.
I like you

*punches Alisa in the old person*
That's a mistake

[AlisaD]

Originally Posted by Wishing Well

*punches Alisa in the old person*
That's a mistake

Did it make you feel any better?
*That's your opinion*

[Wish]

Originally Posted by AlisaD

Did it make you feel any better?
*That's your opinion*

No, it felt like punching a raisin that has been left out in the sun to die.
You shall regret this

[AlisaD]

Originally Posted by Wishing Well

No, it felt like punching a raisin that has been left out in the sun to die.
You shall regret this

Aaaaw, sticky, eh? Oh well, I did propose alternate courses of action. I suggest you try castration next.
I am too old for regrets. *hugs tightly* Happy Birthday *kisses cheek*

[The Gopher]

STOP hugging everone *sniffle* my Alisa, not yours.

[AlisaD]

Oh, Goph, don't cry, you know that you'll always be my silly little boy.
*hugs*
There, there, it's all good, good, double good.
*pats back*

[Melkor]

I didn't see a dead cat on the way to Uni, and the bus was on time...

[Cavallier]

I just remembered something that happened to me yesterday:

Several people at work called a guy gay and I spent a couple of minutes debating with them as to why I thought he wasn't gay. It was an hour later that I finally realized they were making fun of the guy not seriously considering his sexual orientation. *sigh* I walk right into these things.

[BigApplePi]

Originally Posted by Cavallier

I just remembered something that happened to me yesterday:

Several people at work called a guy gay and I spent a couple of minutes debating with them as to why I thought he wasn't gay. It was an hour later that I finally realized they were making fun of the guy not seriously considering his sexual orientation. *sigh* I walk right into these things.

Cavallier. I see. I believe you when you thought he wasn't gay. Yet one can never to sure about these things. He could be gay; he could be straight. No one can make a perfect judgment. I wonder how the accuracy would have been affected if someone had caught him in the hallway and said, "Are you gay?"

[Cavallier]

Hmmm...Well, considering we work in a very gay-friendly community and the business I work for is particularly gay-friendly I would hope that this individual would feel comfortable enough to tell us truthfully. However, everybody has their reasons for keeping such things to themselves not least of which is to maintain a sense of privacy.

I was caught off guard I think. I thought they were honestly discussing his sexuality in the same way that people discuss their preference in authors or the weather. This isn't uncommon at the place I work since the team I work with tends to be casual and non-confrontational. I hope things aren't changing for the worse.

Now, where did Alisa get off to? I need another hit.

[Minuend]

It's been snowing this night and I haven't changed my tires.

[Anthile]

Originally Posted by Minuend

It's been snowing this night and I haven't changed my tires.

*installs caterpillar tracks under Minuend's car*

There, here you go:

[The Gopher]

ooh ooh can someone buy me one of those.

[BigApplePi]

Originally Posted by Minuend

It's been snowing this night and I haven't changed my tires.

Must you change your tires every night it snows? Why not let this one pass?

[Minuend]

Originally Posted by Anthile

*installs caterpillar tracks under Minuend's car*

There, here you go:

Why, how very nice of you. That's not my car, but I'm certain Alisa won't mind.

Originally Posted by BigApplePi

Must you change your tires every night it snows? Why not let this one pass?

Well, I realize Norwegians are a tad uptight, but no, we are not required by law to change the tires every night it snows. They are pleased if you do it twice a year- preferrably in the spring and autumn. Metaphorically, that applies to Melkor as well.

[Cavallier]

I used to wait until the snow stuck and I was having to use my car as a sled before I changed my tires. It's that whole procrastination thing. For a while I used chains but there are few things in this world that suck more kneeling in the snow and having your arms wrapped around cold wet tires in a snowstorm with the stuff going down the back of your jacket and cars zooming by splashing you with slush. I felt murderous enough after every episode that I finally just forked over the money and got studded tires.