I'm back by popular demand. You hear that? I called you popular <3
Okay first off, I must confess you look exactly like one of my best friends that I've known for 24 years. They think they're INTP, I think them ISTP/ESTP. You've got similar mannerisms and everything, though his presences is 'larger'. He's more boisterous compared to your rather flat affect. Your gaze is also more clear it seems, though that might be because you're staring at a camera.
The way you talk is flat, I'd like to see you have a conversation with someone else, so I could see what your eyes do, but assuming your steady gaze etc. is not just caused by the camera, I'd rule out both Fe and Ne being in your top two functions. You say the things, and they're not 'bouncy' or socially directed. You'll have to judge this for yourself. Does the way you talk to the camera replicate your social behaviour accurately?
If true, this would rule out these:
In combination with my other list of things ruled out:
This would leave us with:
Since you think it's impossible you're ISFP - putting little value in sentiment, I think that, just like my friend that looks similar to you but twice the size, you're ISTP/ESTP.
Take with a shower of salt, because I don't have much faith in MBTI, and am not very well read on it. But if the premises are acceptable the conclusion must follow.
More important than your type, I take it you're after how you're perceived in general. Who isn't?
Do you think I think things through systematically or impressionably?
Do you think I have an active imagination?
Do you think I have any idea what I am talking about?
Do you think I'm crazy?
Feel free to be as honest as possible; my feelings died ages ago and this has more to do with thinking than anything else.
You leave me with the impression you're impressionable. Similar in a way to that member that came through here ages back, somefoolishfoole. When in a conversation, you don't seem to be pushing an agenda, which implies the reason you are there is to learn. Fuck me right? It doesn't seem like you're particularly systematic in your thoughts, though you might still be. I'm quite systematic, but if you talked to me face to face most of the time you would get a healthy dose of wut.
Do I think you've got an imagination? Well, again, similar to my friend, kind of? I guess it depends on who you surround yourself with. In his circle he's quite imaginative and 'fresh', but when he tries to wow me with his deep thoughts I have to bite back condescension because it's usually just not a new thought to me. Similarly here, you say you want to have a new take, but this forum has been going a long time and there's very little left to say without writing an academic paper. The sphere of conversational level deep thoughts is largely exhausted - it's only when someone such as Absurdity starts a thread using an article as fuel that I am consistently engaged. I guess I'd say you strike me as someone who can be imaginative, but has had less exposure to ideas?
Do I think you have any idea what you're talking about? Yes, but I'm not sure if you approach expertise with anything. You don't make a fool of yourself if that's what you're asking.
Do I think you're crazy? Nope. I think your life has been impacted by your mental health, and it's left you floundering to establish a concrete sense of self and direction. You're still a potential, ready to go figure out who/what you want to be. Me too.