Re: You know you're in hell when....
One time some dude asked me what inquisitive meant (it was relevant). I told him that it meant you ask a lot of questions, and it seemed like I was being hostile and snappy. So I turned to my INFP brother and told him about the irony in asking what inquisitive means. Someone overhears me and thinks I'm being mean to them. So both people didn't understand irony and I seemed like a jack-off in public for it.
What I see as hell is being forced to baby-sit a ton of moronically over-confident pre-teens obsessed with Minecraft and stupid memes. And they won't shut up. Then one of them asks you a question about something obviously simple. Then you explain it, and all of them start disagreeing and insisting that they're right no matter the evidence you through at them. Thankfully, that has never happened.
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