Sex Should Be Banned?

[snafupants]

Originally Posted by Fukyo

I am banning catatonic for admitting that she trolls this board, with all this be in purity, be in abstinence jazz, and probably the rest of her persona.
She expected it and I don't think she will miss this place as she has other hunting grounds. (not to mention she probably has duplicate accounts, as she does on that other site); I think she came here with the intention of trolling, so with that in mind...

[MENTION=6578]catatonic[/MENTION]

I just assumed she was thick but, damn, Fukyo you be everywhere.

You probably have toilet cams, shoes sizes and high schools grades for everyone here.

Are you taking ban requests? May I indirectly ice somebody?! You are voted...off the island!

[Fukyo]

Originally Posted by snafupants

I just assumed she was thick but, damn, Fukyo you be everywhere.

I found it by accident, somebody here posted an image hosted there, the place just seemed so bizzare I couldn't stop reading, and then one thing led to another...

You probably have toilet cams, shoes sizes and high schools grades for everyone here.

You bet. Nothing like watching you shit snafu, it's a riveting experience that never stops being rewarding. I'm not taking ban requests, but maybe I can send you some nice shoes for Christmas, whattaya say?

[snafupants]

Originally Posted by Fukyo

I found it by accident, somebody here posted an image hosted there, the place just seemed so bizzare I couldn't stop reading, and then one thing led to another...



You bet. Nothing like watching you shit snafu, it's a riveting experience that never stops being rewarding. I'm not taking ban requests, but maybe I can send you some nice shoes for Christmas, whattaya say?

[MENTION=1005]Fukyo[/MENTION]

Some nice Jews on Christmas. Sounds good.

Yeah, that's a place David Lynch could really love.

I may have to conduct my own investigations.

[DeadonDreaming]

Originally Posted by Fukyo

I am banning catatonic for admitting that she trolls this board, with all this be in purity, be in abstinence jazz, and probably the rest of her persona.
She expected it and I don't think she will miss this place as she has other hunting grounds. (not to mention she probably has duplicate accounts, as she does on that other site); I think she came here with the intention of trolling, so with that in mind...

lol, what a joke

[Fukyo]

Originally Posted by DeadonDreaming

lol, what a joke

Don't worry, I know you don't care, just makes it easier for all of us.

[BigApplePi]

I thought I told my parents pre-birth, but they wouldn't listen. So much for hindsight.

[EyeSeeCold]

Originally Posted by Fukyo

I found it by accident, somebody here posted an image hosted there, the place just seemed so bizzare I couldn't stop reading, and then one thing led to another...

Her usertitle doesn't say "banned" though?

[BigApplePi]

Didn't realize catatonic was banned as the challenge is to find the topic itself legit, so sex should be banned because too much of it results in a population so high it depletes natural resources causing those who remain to be unable to enjoy sex knowing their children will not be happy campers until sexual activity goes down far enough as to renew natural resources, the moral of the story being think ahead when you have sex.

Gasp. I said that all in one breath and now I can't have the sex I was planning.

[crippli]

Generally.When one comes out like this. There is a change. Cat got bad consciousness, and admitted to her sins.Also a rather harmless one, not connected to anyone. It is organized crime that is suspect imo.

But when one admitts to troll the forum, well, like ESC posted. So I was curious to the supposed change I expected when I read that, to see if I was right. But I remember thinking...*OMG...whaaat are you doing Cat??? This isn't going to end well for you.*

[DeadonDreaming]

She has always been asexual, and her idea of trolling seems like childish playing. If one's opinion is really such that it offends the majority of people, and you consider posting about it trolling, then yes it is trolling, though I find most opinions do not cause such a response in me. If that is how you define trolling, I can't help but laugh. I eat babies on Sunday, because Saturday is my puppy kicking day.

I found her topic on how she manipulates guys to buy her things the most interesting out of all of the topics here, since it brought out the ire of many lonely INTPs who probably have a history of being manipulated by women, and it was better than the large number of "Do INTPs pick their butts?" threads. It would of been hilarious to see how it played out, though she seemed unwilling to push it further since the cutest guy had already bought her the most expensive present. From what I know about her, she would of got bored in a couple months and we would of had another thread in a similar vein, with more soap-opera-esque moments.

[DeadonDreaming]

Holy jeez, those ads are owning my post. Holy crud, it makes it so that everything is smashed in such a way that I can't read it. Its pretty rad (not?)

[DeadonDreaming]

Originally Posted by crippli

Generally.When one comes out like this. There is a change. Cat got bad consciousness, and admitted to her sins.Also a rather harmless one, not connected to anyone. It is organized crime that is suspect imo.

But when one admitts to troll the forum, well, like ESC posted. So I was curious to the supposed change I expected when I read that, to see if I was right. But I remember thinking...*OMG...whaaat are you doing Cat??? This isn't going to end well for you.*

She was definitely asexual, or at least was a virgin in her mid-20s, which screams problems in the sexuality department. I really think this topic was legit.

[crippli]

Originally Posted by DeadonDreaming

She was definitely asexual, or at least was a virgin in her mid-20s, which screams problems in the sexuality department. I really think this topic was legit.

Really, you think so? how do you know these things?

You better not be trolling me now, or I will call for Fukyo.

[DeadonDreaming]

Originally Posted by crippli

Really, you think so? how do you know these things?

You better not be trolling me now, or I will call for Fukyo.

I'm not sure, she either told me through PM or I read it in one of her threads for months and months ago. Which means this is kind of a joke.

[crippli]

Originally Posted by DeadonDreaming

I'm not sure, she either told me through PM or I read it in one of her threads for months and months ago. Which means this is kind of a joke.

heh

Originally Posted by DeadonDreaming

I found her topic on how she manipulates guys

[DeadonDreaming]

Originally Posted by crippli

heh

Thats always a possibility. She could of been making me see her in a favorable light so I defended her. Not going to lie, it could happen, though if she did that and I didn't notice it then she is super ninja.

[Etheri]

Originally Posted by BigApplePi

Didn't realize catatonic was banned as the challenge is to find the topic itself legit, so sex should be banned because too much of it results in a population so high it depletes natural resources causing those who remain to be unable to enjoy sex knowing their children will not be happy campers until sexual activity goes down far enough as to renew natural resources, the moral of the story being think ahead when you have sex.

Gasp. I said that all in one breath and now I can't have the sex I was planning.

You can as long as you ensure you don't produce children. (Or atleast your argument is invalidated). You can go have that sex now.

Also, trolling INTPf? Ask a troll question, we'll seriously think about your statement, argue it over and enjoy doing so. If they think they're amazing for 'tricking us', then I do not see the harm in that. I suppose we can live in mutualistic symbiosis with a small amount of trolls?

[Tony3d]

I close my eyes
Only for a moment and the moment's gone
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes with curiosity

Trolls in the wind
All they are is trolls in the wind

Trolls in the wind (Everything is trolls in the wind)
Everything is trolls in the wind (In the wind)

[higs]

Aw man, I really hoped she was for real...This thread was fun...

[redbaron]

I'm fairly sure this thread was serious. She's 26, virgin, fundamentalist muslim.

I wouldn't put any amount of ignorance past her.

[Etheri]

Originally Posted by redbaron

I'm fairly sure this thread was serious. She's 26, virgin, fundamentalist muslim.

I wouldn't put any amount of ignorance past her.

>Trolling a troll while being serious. Simply classic. <3

[higs]

[MENTION=6467]redbaron[/MENTION] it's probably her trolling persona though we should make a seperate part of the forum for ultra religious ESFJ's and then we can spend our time ripping each other apart