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  1. UfarkTheRipe

    Are you sure the Moon is a sphere?

    The moon is fake- a large, crudely painted balloon, held in place by helium and propelled by tiny sails and rudders (which is why it moves across the sky so slowly).
  2. UfarkTheRipe

    Why don't the orbits of electrons decay?

    An answer apropos. Excellent! Making one mindful of the quantum counterpart of the chicken or egg. The particle or the wave. Thankfully this dual nature keeps everything from being defined accurately because life is too easy! So we make up words like "orbital" to describe a theory that may or...
  3. UfarkTheRipe

    Why don't the orbits of electrons decay?

    I don't know if the moon is going slightly too fast causing it to move 2 inches further from the earth every year or if it is the effect of universe expansion in which begs the question, "Does the inch get bigger with the rest of the universe?" I know they say they are measuring the distance...
  4. UfarkTheRipe

    Is the Universe Digital?

    If the universe is digital, are the voxels the size of a Planck length?
  5. UfarkTheRipe

    Why don't the orbits of electrons decay?

    So the electron is sentient and mischievous? How can all of them be sentient and have the same playful personality? I read somewhere, people are playful when they are thankful. What are all the electrons thankful for? A nucleus for a playmate? You know many electrons have to share their...
  6. UfarkTheRipe

    Why don't the orbits of electrons decay?

    Please dumb it down for me and use 8th grade level colloquial English.
  7. UfarkTheRipe

    I demand.

    I wouldn't have Safari windows open.
  8. UfarkTheRipe

    Is the Universe Digital?

    If we are running on a computer, were won't be able to tell if the computer was powerful or pathetic. Being in a closed system the passage of time would never change for us(aside from the slight differences caused by gravity wells) We could be running on a Pentium II computer running Windows...
  9. UfarkTheRipe

    I demand.

    189. but the previous page is forward since I frequently read from the back of the book first, then 188. In that order.
  10. UfarkTheRipe

    Is the Universe Digital?

    I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
  11. UfarkTheRipe

    Get a job, ya fricken hobo!

    What are you emotions about this? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/12/christina-andrews-pan-handles-begs-boob-job-breast-implants-florida_n_3743250.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
  12. UfarkTheRipe

    Get a job, ya fricken hobo!

    What an excellent question! No, I have not. Yes, I would if it was the last resort, but I would be looking for some way to get out of begging. I had to do day-labor for about a month once and I worked hard to get out of that situation quickly. Giving money to a begger/taking money as a begger...
  13. UfarkTheRipe

    Get a job, ya fricken hobo!

    Have you ever panhandled? If yes, why and how did it feel and did you make a lot? If no, would you ever and what would bring you to it? Bear in mind I'm not talking about asking for money from family, friends, or coworkers. I'm talking about total strangers.
  14. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    That is always a possibility.
  15. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    You seem grumpy in some of your other posts also so I know it's not just me. I don't feel like I'm acting all superior and what of my work do you do? The rest of your post seems well written, relevant and without attitude.
  16. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    You decide your own level of involvement, not me. Don't like it? You are free to complain. It's not like we are building a relationship, but why are you so grumpy? Does it not stand to reason my purpose here is different from yours? Why are you trying to force your mindset onto me? I didn't go...
  17. UfarkTheRipe

    The birth of T-1000

    The first video made me want to play Sims and shop for furniture.
  18. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Your input is the third goal I was looking for. I was soliciting the forum for funded science projects that you, the forum, disapprove of. I didn't come right out and say it because I wanted to see the reaction to the title also. I knew eventually someone would offer something. I have to...
  19. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Who said anyone was an idiot? Where did that come from? I'm not standing above anyone, I just have an opinion. I had three goals with this thread and since the premise is based on an opinion which I am not going to change, intellectual discussion wasn't one of them. Analyzer nailed 2 of them(in...
  20. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Incorrect. It says a buttload and it's even relevant. I called science dumb so you called the thread dumb. I didn't ask you to assume anything. I didn't even imply that you should read the spoiler. And if you were concerned about the things I listed, then you would have verified whether they...
  21. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    You don't have to do anything. You are responsible for your own actions, feelings and words and you decide if you feel compelled to respond certain way.
  22. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    No, logical deduction has merit in science to validate a theory, but it doesn't prove anything. A candle burned down to the plate it's on doesn't guarantee that it is what was used to ignite the ashes in the trash can in the same room. A valid theory, but alas, only a theory. We'll never...
  23. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    What knowledge speaketh thou of? Witness testimony?
  24. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Hey, I am be inept but I got pizzaid! I'm giving myself a bonus! My face hurts from grinning about how I got over! Incidentally, science is not dumb- it's the best thing we have to describe the world. If you want a strong reaction, call something people venerate, dumb. I could make a whole...
  25. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Acquisition of knowledge through observation and experimentation. This is why religion is not science nor are theories. Guesses are not science.
  26. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Private funding is exactly that, private. Government spending should have oversight and should be within reason. I have a government grant to study the reaction of forum folk to misleading thread titles. The amount is excessive and I appreciate your participation(your tax dollars of course)...
  27. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Those aren't sources. I just grabbed a few links off of Google and I didn't even read them.
  28. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    You have seen the impetus behind the thread, the rest saw what they wanted to see.
  29. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    The title is meant to provoke. I love science and want to have relations with it.
  30. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    I didn't say it was hard. I'm a programmer and complexity doesn't scare me. This thread provides data corroborating that statement. Note how users rush to the rescue of science- almost passionately. Why would science need to be defended?
  31. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Thanks for sharing!
  32. UfarkTheRipe

    6-inch human skeleton in Chile

    I bet it tastes like chicken.
  33. UfarkTheRipe

    Science is dumb.

    Now before you have your mouth agape for too long and get a cramp, be advised that I am not making a blanket statement that applies to the scientific method. Non interfering objective acquisition of knowledge rocks. I'm talking about some of the stupid crap money is wasted on studying...
  34. UfarkTheRipe

    come at me brah

    Ease your self into difficulty and you'll be the legacy of the future with humble pride because as you know, chunky peanut butter doesn't pour quickly.
  35. UfarkTheRipe

    Who are You?

    I'm the one that has your attention right now and I know you won't listen when I tell you not to think about your breathing.
  36. UfarkTheRipe

    What Language Should I Learn?

    I understand Guesspanol.
  37. UfarkTheRipe

    System.out.println("Hello world!");

    What does 'Buhh' mean?
  38. UfarkTheRipe

    I demand.

    I have the Tardis.
  39. UfarkTheRipe

    What is your favorite supervilline?

    Palpatine. Paracelsus is shaping up to be quite the peckerwood too. Oh yeah, and Mantrid. He destroyed a universe.
  40. UfarkTheRipe

    Boredom

    Imagine yourself more powerful than Palpatine- that's pretty entertaining.
  41. UfarkTheRipe

    come at me brah

    I knew all of that- that makes me the message progenitor. Methinks thou art a figment o my pigment.
  42. UfarkTheRipe

    come at me brah

    I will sign for the message, but I require and imaginary receipt that is covered in pointy flowers and the font must be Black Chancery. The ONE that passes into my possession need be nubile before a purple sky.
  43. UfarkTheRipe

    come at me brah

    Yeah, but are you the librarian of bacon wearing a perineum hat proclaiming how colors smell?
  44. UfarkTheRipe

    Looking for reliable IQ test.

    I'm a low IQ peasant.
  45. UfarkTheRipe

    Looking for reliable IQ test.

    Powerful you will be, if learn how to learn you do! - YodaTheRipe
  46. UfarkTheRipe

    Looking for reliable IQ test.

    A satisfactory response. My first post in your thread was born from my own experience. I took a bunch of tests as I suspected that I was the smartest person alive. I got a reasonable high score and bragged about it many years while accomplishing nothing. So I got my number and I too was...
  47. UfarkTheRipe

    Looking for reliable IQ test.

    Really just curiosity and if you don't know, then I am goading you to use your powers for something. Smart folk do cool stuff.
  48. UfarkTheRipe

    Looking for reliable IQ test.

    Don't get all jealous of my massive humility.
  49. UfarkTheRipe

    Looking for reliable IQ test.

    But you were concerned enough to make a thread about it, but the questions remains- what are you gonna do with it?
  50. UfarkTheRipe

    Looking for reliable IQ test.

    Heh, that could have been written, "Have you discovered that you are a worthless arrogant peckerwood," but I can see from your response that you are not. I will assume that if you are looking for tests to prove yourself of then you suspect a higher IQ because you find yourself understanding more...
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