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A lone tumbleweed drifts gently though the village, barely audible racial slurs apparently emanating from it as it continues on its way

My car takes 5.8 seconds to hit 62mph. I'd much prefer that it got there in 3.2, and also returned 50mpg. fml. [EDIT] I just got a marketing email from Match.com I'm married. Fuck sake, internet. Piss off.

I used to like the guy, but these days he's too quick to jump atop his high-horse and assume that he knows everything about everything. No doubt about it - he's an incredibly smart guy. That's just a fact. Alas, he's a bit too up his own arse these days. IMO, of course.

Done :) QT sent to both yourself and Gopher.

Smithcommajohn has heard about the terrible events which have befallen his brethren in INTPsville and is en route to town, ready to lend aid should someone pussy out leave town prematurely. Yellow and Spaceblog have yet to make an appearance. There are murmurings among the crowd that...

I want a fellow INTJ to chat with. Redbaron, gtfi there ;)

The usual 'no editing posts' rule applies. So that's two stipulations I have. I'm so unreasonable.

About a day too late, yeah. I can sign you up as a stand in if you'd like?

It's right there in the rules. I can't believe you missed it. >_>

INTPf Mafia #4 (Pmj's TWG) INTPsville used to be a place of tranquillity and beauty, replete with unicorns, quad-rainbows and occasional visits from Brian Blessed - but one fateful day, all of that changed. A terrible witch by the name of Jennywocky decided to curse the townspeople after...

INTPf Mafia #4 (Pmj's TWG) Pmj's TWG/Mafia *Please do not post in this thread until Day 1 appears* PLEASE NOTE: Game will begin when a minimum of six (6) players have confirmed receipt of their roles. Please do so either via PM, or on the QT provided. Confirmed players will have a ‘✓’ next to...

I just got up. Cheeseumpuffs - most people aren't in my timezone, so don't worry about getting behind. I won't be starting the game until most people have confirmed their roles (will mention this in the game thread) so yeah. No worries. Apologies about the (uncharacteristically) slapdash...

Roles have been sent. Apologies for typos and the like - it's 4am here. FFS. See how much I love you guys? I've been up for 23 hours! For you! You'd best not fuck this up. >___>

Just have.

I didn't get it, wtf?

I'm on Skype, but nobody has added me. #sosad.

Roles have been selected, and were randomised by creating a list of names > generating random numbers between 1-9 to assign to them, then generating and randomising a list of roles. In other words, I was fair. Yay for me; yay for you. This was probably a convoluted way of doing it, but fuck...

If a cop gets to see a person's role during the night cycle, then yeah. However, don't count on this being in the game. It's 50/50 between seer and vigi. I'm going to flip a coin on it. We don't have enough players for it, sadly. Fuck knows how I'm going to balance this thing. I'm trying to...

Oh, absolutely. It's the future.

You have repressed desires to experience fully engorged phalli in every orifice.

Owing to the fact that we have only 9, I'm thinking of dropping either the seer or the vigi. Just FYI.

Does this look right to everyone? Players: Cheeseumpuffs RB QT Minuend Sinny Yellow Helv Cheese Spaceblog Yus?

Let me get my shit together. I'll start organising everything now. Apologies in advance if I fuck everything up >_>

How to deal with... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWOeUIQn3aQ Internally at least, that's my coping method also.

Two errors: 1) You assume that an INTJ's social circle is that extensive. Ha! ;) 2) She's now 49, and therefore possibly past breeding age. Even if she can still reproduce, it isn't likely to be 'optimal'. Ergo ergo ergo ergo, no. Find someone more fitting.

Is everyone ok for a GMT evening start? I have an exam this afternoon, and it's in the heart of fucking Manchester. I finish during rush-hour traffic, so it's going to take me approximately 5,386 years to get home. (3 hours or more). I'm revising for the exam today also, so I'll need this...

Mixed race babies ftw. Right at the top of my 'must have' list for potential life-partner was 'must be of another race'. Firstly, I find women of other races vastly more attractive (Caucasians bore me) and secondly, studies have shown that mixed race babies tend to be - unsurprisingly -...

I'm pretty much the same here as I am in real life. Many are the times I've had comments like "YOU'D NEVER SAY THAT TO ME IN RL YOU PUSSY11!1!1" and I'm sat here thinking "Er... probably would, nobchops". I'm quite a friendly person, really. *snigger* No, I kid. I'm a grumpy twat who hates...

Why not become the next David Icke? :p "The illuminati exists, and you're a bunch of fucknuggets for not seeing it. BEHOLD my terribly constructed PowerPoint presentation, and the horrors lurking within!" $$$$$$$

Haters gonna hate, Sinwin.

True enough, my INTP friend gets along very well with his INFP friend. I steer well clear, because the tales of his escapades alone drain me. There seem to be a lot of people on this forum who claim to be INTP and say that they don't get along with INTJs. This is perplexing to me; the two...

If Sinny agrees to join, we could begin with 9. Now-ish would be a good time, because from the 17th onwards I'll be working away and may not have time to get online.

Age does not beget maturation. A lot of the people I speak of were between the ages of 40 and 60. >_>

You do have a way with words :D I concur wholeheartedly. For me, it was a bit of brainless fun - right when I needed just that.

DA2 was slated because it was dumbed down, but I actually enjoyed it. It was a welcome break from the comparative depth and complexity of Origins. ... which reminds me - I need to add DA: Origins and DA2 to my list :p I played DA3 for all of five minutes before I got totally pissed off with...

Yeah, unfortunately the sleep thing is pretty much out of the window for the next few years. I tend to get a decent diet, though I've had to cut down massively on sugary shit. I'm a bit of a chocoholic, but I can't hack it any more - eating something with high sugar content makes me feel shit. I...

Time is the illusion of linear progression through meatspace. (among other things, of course).

He should have just shot the cunt. Anyway, hi.

1: As a father of two very young children (two / ten months) I get very little spare time outside of work. I'm also the manager of a busy IT department, so that coupled with family life = massive deficit in energy at the end of the day. I find that I prioritise activities which allow my brain to...

Ah, so it was more of an adventure then? Cool. I've long wanted to wander off the beaten track myself, and plan to do so when the kids are older. I'll need some survival training before doing it, but I eventually want to fly over to the US of motherfuckin' A and get dropped into the middle of...

You have been too poor to eat? Fuck, man. Harsh. I hope your circumstances have improved and continue to do so.

Fortunately, I have very little experience with INFPs... and I'd much prefer to keep it that way. The handful I have encountered have been impossibly irritating and completely without perception of others. Verily, they are the masters of completely missing signals coming from another person...

Nice, I had no idea. Thank you, watery flesh-sentient.

Being honest, INFJs can be great to be around one day and an absolute clusterfuck the next. For the most part (in my experience) they maintain perspective and don't fuck up... but eventually they always have to get their two pence in. I see it coming a mile off, and it still makes me groan...

No red meat. I genuinely dislike it as I derive no pleasure from taste nor texture, and persevering through the mediocrity results in my stomach rage-quitting on me. For some weird reason, by body isn't wired to take that shit. Same with pork. No sea food either, because it freaks me the fuck...

Let's test my memory... I think my first 'proper' RPG was Neverwinter Nights, which was brilliant back in the day. I tried to re-play it recently but found that it required more concentration than my two year old would allow. Especially as I was playing a mage, aka 'glass cannon'. Knights of...

live: p.jackson85 (no space between colon and p) is me, I think. I might welcome a chat, or tell you to fuck off. Depends on the moon phase, and which way the wind is blowing.

Erect a facade of overt masculinity whilst in public. Only when you are 'let in' do they open up to you, and you realise how caring and thoughtful they are. In my limited experience, of course. Of course, 'real men' can be Fe dom or aux. This seems to be a problem with their own...

Have you ever noticed how cashew nuts look like a little cock and balls?

Allowing for precession, or not? Not that it matters either way. It's all fucking toss.