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  1. bananaphallus

    IRREGARDLESS IS NOT A WORD.

    I agree, and I remember someone (Cheese?) commenting on how people suddenly develop this aversion to contractions whilst mad/sad/even glad as well, it's something I've done/still do...I think it probably has something to with wanting more letters/words to suffuse with anger/whatever...
  2. bananaphallus

    What songs are you listening to? /Redux/

    The Pixies - Something Against You Blueboy - Happiness and Smiles
  3. bananaphallus

    Lover Style Test

    The Surprising Lover 59% partner focus, 43% aggressiveness, 60% adventurousness
  4. bananaphallus

    What songs are you listening to? /Redux/

    Blueboy - Fondette
  5. bananaphallus

    What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?

    - Teach animals to communicate verbally - Lead a 6 day long parade through a major city - Build a balloon ship consisting of a transparent outer layer, filled with enormous multicolored balloons, with a small zip-up pouch on the bottom where I'd be - launch it and float over Paris on a cool...
  6. bananaphallus

    What songs are you listening to? /Redux/

    David Bowie - Heroes Erik Satie - Gymnopedie No. 1 Animal Collective - Water Curses
  7. bananaphallus

    I should be an octopus!

    I love how that's worded, makes it seem like this Octupus is just a prank-playin' son of a bitch who can't help itself, like this was all just for a laugh.
  8. bananaphallus

    INTP weaknesses

    I obviously can't speak for anyone but myself, but I often find that in meeting people for the first time, in getting to know them and all that - it can take me awhile [assuming it actually does happen] to create a sufficient context for the things I say to be understood and interpreted in the...
  9. bananaphallus

    We are 4% of the World

    I see it as a win win, no matter what comes of this, it can't help but be a success, a triumph, an ode to human potential. Obviously there are some members with exceptional musical/singing abilities, but by and large this isn't the case - 10-15% musical talent, 85-90% riffraff [with respect to...
  10. bananaphallus

    I too, 'really like that show', pffff. Flapjack, gah...what a guy - his laugh alone could...

    I too, 'really like that show', pffff. Flapjack, gah...what a guy - his laugh alone could probably cure unhappiness/AIDS. I'm still none too thrilled with his choice in friends though, Captain K'nuckles is a, in my opinion, conniving as*face.
  11. bananaphallus

    Top five favorite movies

    Also: Amazing Stories: The Mission and The Rocketeer - absolutely love both of these movies, The Madeline television series and Raymond Briggs' The Snowman as well.
  12. bananaphallus

    Top five favorite movies

    Duma - I'd also like to drive a motorcycle across Southern Africa with a cheetah in the sidecar, and in doing so, learn something about myself, nature, relationships, whoaaaa City of God - like knowing that places such as this still exist, keeps things interesting. Heat - it's a great movie...
  13. bananaphallus

    Writing You've Done for School?

    Anyone care to share some of the writing they've done for school (any level, any sort of assignment)? Thought it could be interesting to see if there's any commonality in tone or perspective, if a general disdain for _____ is made evident, anything of note...
  14. bananaphallus

    I Wish I Liked Vegetables

    A slice of tomato, with aged provolone or some other sort of sharp/bitter cheese toasted on an everything bagel and then drizzled with olive oil/Italian seasoning = success. If it's the nutritional benefits you're after, and the mere thought of jamming yourself in the face with vegetables saps...
  15. bananaphallus

    Santa Claus

    You may or may not have just incited a mass-riot. I think this hastily done, wildly nonsensical video does a decent job of conveying my feelings on the issue...
  16. bananaphallus

    Watching TV makes you stupid ?!

    I think it depends on whether or not you're 'actively' watching TV - questioning and pondering what you're seeing and whatnot, as opposed to letting the low-alpha waves wash over...although I'm not sure how much control we actually have over this process/have no idea what I'm talking about...
  17. bananaphallus

    Musical Snapvine!

    I think this turned out pretty well, hope you like it! <embed src="http://embed.snapvine.com/flash/Shortboard.swf?urn=http://www.snapvine.com/api/get_voicecomment/lOETHvfWEd2HUAAwSFxx0g/A3tUAQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l"...
  18. bananaphallus

    Santa Claus

    Christmas has never meant anything more to me than: good music + presents + a time of year and ambience I looked forward to for these reasons - but it's not that I've never 'believed' in Santa or accepted the backstory and justification for the event because I didn't know any better, it's just...
  19. bananaphallus

    How Would You Do It?

    Intel Package 1 - "Carpentry" http://nugsmcdugs.posterous.com/carpentry (couldn't fit all this sh*t in the post) *Still need interior pics, possibly a walkthrough or something of that sort. If possible, details on museum security measures, how paintings are mounted to wall, etc., obviously...
  20. bananaphallus

    How Would You Do It?

    It's a bit of a sledgehammer where I was looking for a very small toothpick hammer wielded with an almost otherworldly deftness and precision, but it's a start, we're off and running! Also I think the more thorough and circumspect we are - leave no stone unturned - the more opportunity there'll...
  21. bananaphallus

    How Would You Do It?

    I'll work on the intel, and as for the incentive, I can't tell you exactly...but it's good, real makes-ya-smile kinda' good. As if being able to cram 'Starry Night' into your refrigerator for no reason/for the giggles isn't incentive enough...
  22. bananaphallus

    Gift ideas

    Sorry, I deleted it out of shame. I'll rewrite what I can remember - ...the books at PetSmart are all unintentionally hilarious...don't waste my time with gifts that aren't money, you two-bit whore, you don't know me, how arrogant of you to presume that you know what I would like, you should...
  23. bananaphallus

    How Would You Do It?

    I thought it might be interesting to put all of the creative and intellectual capacity on this site to work, and collaborate on 'doing something'. I propose the following (only as a start, feel free to propose other problems-to-be-solved): (1) Steal 'Starry Night' from the MoMA [preferably...
  24. bananaphallus

    (I wasn't sure if the private message I sent you would go through - still don't trust all this...

    (I wasn't sure if the private message I sent you would go through - still don't trust all this computer gobbledygook) I'm still having a bit of trouble with it too, I think I'm going to take some time and read through those tutorials on their site and try to get the fundamentals down. I'll let...
  25. bananaphallus

    What songs are you listening to? /Redux/

    So good it makes me wanna just blow up...
  26. bananaphallus

    Blender

    Anyone familiar with this 3D rendering software? If so, any tips/hindsight-wisdom for a beginner? Here's the link for anyone who's interested, it's free: http://www.blender.org
  27. bananaphallus

    *undergrowth erupts in flame, suddenly encapsulated in small and shrinking pocket of non-death...

    *undergrowth erupts in flame, suddenly encapsulated in small and shrinking pocket of non-death, immense heat singes frigid, inner mists of 'self', which condense and are expelled earthwards via the urinary tract with surprising vigor, seemingly endless stream of melancholic self-mist-urine acts...
  28. bananaphallus

    Typing by facial features

    Clearly. This test is that accurate.
  29. bananaphallus

    *bites nose, turns figurative tables* ...literally like a second later... *drops trou -...

    *bites nose, turns figurative tables* ...literally like a second later... *drops trou - captor befuddled - escapes, under cover of darkness, into prickly thicket...*
  30. bananaphallus

    Thanks. I hate myself. : (

    Thanks. I hate myself. : (
  31. bananaphallus

    The Fangirl club.

    Facetiousness/sarcasm can be difficult to discern on the ole' 'www.computer'...my apologies.
  32. bananaphallus

    The Fangirl club.

    Actually it's been proven with facts and science that bisexuals are orders of magnitude more promiscuous and indifferent to the dangers of naked sexual congress with reluctant, unwitting partners than heterosexuals, homos even - think about that, more promiscuous than a homo...a sobering...
  33. bananaphallus

    Typing by facial features

    This sh*t is total f*ckin' horseh*t. I'm furious. ESFJ 62% Extroverted, 60% Sensing, 50% Thinking, 41% Perceiving
  34. bananaphallus

    Accountant asking employees for money for boss gift.

    Just stop going to work until this all blows over, that should work.
  35. bananaphallus

    I think you're right, (trying not to be so turgid but I love the lil' guy for pete's sake) he is...

    I think you're right, (trying not to be so turgid but I love the lil' guy for pete's sake) he is who he is because he doesn't know any better, no affectations, no airs, an adventurer, tried and true - I thought he epitomized the sort of doe-eyed naivete and complete lack of self-awareness that...
  36. bananaphallus

    Thank you, Fievel is an inspiration to me.

    Thank you, Fievel is an inspiration to me.
  37. bananaphallus

    Brilliant, makes loads of sense. I wasn't sure what 'elementary' was doing there, I think I...

    Brilliant, makes loads of sense. I wasn't sure what 'elementary' was doing there, I think I defaulted to being offended (i.e. ...what people don't understand...) by it, and assumed you were calling me 'simple'. Anyhow, I'ze a mades that quote, so thanks for the unwitting compliment, um, good...
  38. bananaphallus

    Agreed on that last bit, was fun while it lasted.

    Agreed on that last bit, was fun while it lasted.
  39. bananaphallus

    "What do I think of PDA? I'll tell you what I think of PDA Susan, first it's an impassioned...

    "What do I think of PDA? I'll tell you what I think of PDA Susan, first it's an impassioned embrace in the hallway, next it's wildly irresponsible naked midnight rendezvous in the dumpster behind O-Roy's, and before you know it you're waking up in a seedy midwest motel with the mothers of 22...
  40. bananaphallus

    [SPOILER] ^HOT. Given the fact that I wore it nearly every day, and rarely (did I ever? do you...

    [SPOILER] ^HOT. Given the fact that I wore it nearly every day, and rarely (did I ever? do you remember?) bathed, the 2' long denim codpiece/bare ass 'look' offended not very many people. Your mother liked it, liked it very much indeed (<-lolz). My tenant was a good man, a fair and a decent...
  41. bananaphallus

    You may have made all the money, and I'm not sure what part of my strictly-denim cowboy ensemble...

    You may have made all the money, and I'm not sure what part of my strictly-denim cowboy ensemble gave people the impression that I contributed financially in any way to this horrid sham of a partnership, but I know the fact that you had to lie every time one of our 'friends' asked what you did...
  42. bananaphallus

    You can keep the house if you like, but I reserve the right to come over when you're not there...

    You can keep the house if you like, but I reserve the right to come over when you're not there and start fires in closets/steal things you need, but take for granted. You've also got to make something of that room we chose to not use upon moving in, the all-white room, the one we refuse to spend...
  43. bananaphallus

    I love you? Does that make any sense?

    I love you? Does that make any sense?
  44. bananaphallus

    help me with my future

    ycombinator.com and techstars.org are worth a look if you've got an idea (they prefer web or technological), they provide seed funding to people in your position [should they accept you], people with ideas and strong entrepreneurial interests, but no clear avenues to pursue them. I'd also...
  45. bananaphallus

    Point taken, although I think it's important to keep in mind that I can't be held...

    Point taken, although I think it's important to keep in mind that I can't be held responsible/accountable for anything I say/write/do, and that I honestly can't remember the last time I meant what I said - so I'm just going to pretend this exchange never took place. : (
  46. bananaphallus

    Best NES Game of All Time

    For SNES: Lion King and Donkey Kong
  47. bananaphallus

    are there any words you just dont like?

    *I realize how petty this all is Not sure who's fretting here...and I'm also not so sure what's so loose about the usage. You couldn't have known with any real certainty that any of the things you've described would happen, you may have felt very confident that they would, but to 'know' or...
  48. bananaphallus

    I'll choose #1, I [may or may not] like how patronizing it is? Unfortunately, the sheer amount...

    I'll choose #1, I [may or may not] like how patronizing it is? Unfortunately, the sheer amount and potency of the shame runnin' 'round inside me is still overwhelming. I'm literally numb with shame. I'd desist if I thought it was the right thing to do, but I need to feel this, so as not to make...
  49. bananaphallus

    are there any words you just dont like?

    foresee: To know or see in advance speculate: To engage in a course of reasoning often based on inconclusive evidence. Of course it doesn't preclude speculation, but that's not what to 'foresee' means. Nothing, at this very moment, is for certain. This term would imply that one can presume...
  50. bananaphallus

    Bands you only seem to know

    Pinkerton and their first album (still not quite sure what to call it - the blue album? self-titled debut? Weezer?) were both astoundingly good. I don't listen to them as often as I used to, but their first album is one of the few I like in its entirety. I still remember bringing it in for one...
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