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Well if off-color intimations and innuendo relating to the male undercarriage are the only requisites for being a a member of the able-to-vote sex, then nuts n' bolts you're the manliest man I've seen 'round these parts! I'll try to do the same. I think we're now drifting across placid seas of...

Terseness is arrogant. ^see? Typically the prolix-and-wandering, imo, is more interesting to read than the 'to the point' and effectively concise, e.g., lab reports/scientific studies, how much fun are they to read? (although I guess it would depend on what you're looking for, but I'm judging...

I don't know what else to do, I've tried everything. This might work - http://nugsmcdugs.posterous.com/response-249. Chin up Lassie, you've got your whole life ahead of you! Scoop up the eggshmish, only so much can be done w/ an omelet and most of it's been done anyhow, you've got yourself a...

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You drunken drunk. '...like I'm setting myself on fire with a friend', what a beautiful visual that is, I'm sure if you could look past the outrageous pain/somehow survive, it would be a pretty 'meaningful' experience. On a related note, I'm wondering what it would be like to literally be inside...

Chas & Dave - Beer Belly (Banjos) M83 - Run Into Flowers

@bluesquid I think I owe you an apology, my post was a knee-jerk reaction to being told what to do by someone who doesn't know me, but you're mostly right in your assessment, at least in my case. This is something I'll become aware of from time to time, a tendency to assume that things will...

Just recorded another take of Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together', it's much better than the first. Hope you like it! <embed src="http://embed.snapvine.com/flash/Shortboard.swf?urn=http://www.snapvine.com/api/get_voicecomment/lOETHvfWEd2HUAAwSFxx0g/UqxVAQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"...

II. I didn't mean any offense, not even in a 'say I didn't but actually did/passive-aggressive way', (but I was kinda hoping the remark would ruin you day) I also enjoy talking a lot/being called a twat. Have you ever heard the expression 'sayeth t'wat' used? I still can't figure out whether or...

I. I honestly wouldn't know, it could be? Assuming of course the phallus in question is resemblant of a banana destemmed, otherwise it'd just be gross. You're right, levity, and bananas which blast people in the face with a flavorful, lukewarm gel are in exceedingly short supply these days...

I did not know that. Harumph. I think I said something along the lines of - 'just realized people may interpret very bananaphallus-ish nature of my username as a raffish, priapic boast, rather than what I had intended for it to mean - I don't know, but not that.' I think I also discussed the...

"The world needs ditchdiggers too!" - Judge Smails I'd probably take what you're saying a bit more seriously if you provided detailed, easy-to-follow instructions as opposed to throwing around all these highfalutin (but oddly intriguing) vagaries. You've, to your knowledge, identified a...

Nope, not a one of em' - well I quasi-read Slaughterhouse Five in HS, but aside from that I haven't. As for Douglas Adams, I've seen the Hitchhiker movie, but still haven't read the book - so nope there too. I do like words though, and weaving bullshit. But in all sincerity this [your message]...

I've honestly never heard of him until just now, but then again I don't really read/am illiterate...What makes you say that, if you don't mind me asking?

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Don Ohlmeyer? Norm is clearly a very intelligent man, but I think his means for being funny, his entire comedic sensibility - the insouciance, complete and utter lack of respect for most people, etc., were a gift and a curse, because I'm not sure he could've been any more successful without...

Anyone know what to make of this character? I think he's funny, like crazy. YouTube- Norm Macdonald on The View part 1

'The Scarlet Letter' made me want to drop out of HS.

Roll around in the middle of a fairly busy street or intersection while playing a keyboard Don't fasten your belt, just let the two ends dangle

Anyone else have difficulty leaving voicemails? What are you supposed to say? How do you end them/say goodbye? I usually end up either asking for something I don't need and ending the message abruptly/going on for literally minutes and eventually whispering/speaking inaudibly, then hang up.

Between 3 and 11? 5? 1.

Honestly I'm surprised I was so consistent - completely unintentional, but that isn't her name. I generally don't like people named Susan, for no legitimate reason, only because of the way the word 'Susan' makes me feel. Good day!

Absolutely not! *slams door*

I'm not sure, it's tough to say definitively because it varies? ex. one of those threads... Here I was trying to capture the [perceived] collective disdain for such threads and convey it through the italicization of 'those', so the reader would think: 'hey, this guy seems to have an idea as to...

Do you mean in general? Or with a particular instance of it?

Say things like: "That's neither here nor there" or "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" while doing the Clinton-thumb-thrust, and only when it's completely inappropriate/not relevant to the conversation. Pat people on the back and tell them [while shaking your head] 'you did everything...

Not to pile on the insolence-bandwagon, but if you're sure that his writing style, and his writing style alone, is shielding him from 'true wisdom', wouldn't that mean you know, or the very least, have a fairly good idea, of what true wisdom is? If this is the case, what is true wisdom?

Milton Friedman? E/INTJ? Kinda guessing.

Motivational Visionary Primary: Right brain abstract and Right brain concrete Secondary: Left brain abstract Avoid: Left brain concrete

I'm assuming you've reached the level-of-tiredness where everything is hilarious. If so, I recommend watching the Final Destination movies, their only redeeming quality is that they're some of the funniest movies ever made when viewed while semi-conscious. I'd give it a shot if I hadn't...

"That's some acheivement!" And you accuse me of 'ruining English'!? Poppycock! This had to happen, I'm sorry... [SPOILER]

* Please excuse the sweeping and misinformed generalizations I remember reading an article discussing the neurological changes which occur over the course of a long-term loving relationship, and how even in the most impassioned and intense of relationships, without fail, after two or three...

I really liked Shenmue for Dreamcast, although I guess that wasn't exclusively a fighting game...Soulcalibur and Tekken (really just the third one) also.

Or put '9/11 lolz'. Buhr Throehanwautz is my actual serious-time name, if that helps any.

lolz. If I ever see your comment waltzing about town I'll get mighty extra belligerent and throw things at it, anything I can find, even the clothes I'm wearing, the papers in my folder, etc., I won't stop chucking sh*t at it, with gusto, until the poor sap's written me a letter of sincere and...

'I look forward to seeing you in the news', by that do you mean, I'll have exploded after reaching into my mailbox, and it will be newsworthy? A chilling sentiment... If my lewd and exceedingly crass fake-name won't suffice for those uppity mail-folk, then I guess you've left me no choice but...

First off, how dare you. My mother is a woman among women, and things of that nature! Secondly, flippin' awesome. I'm all for it.

No I don't have a problem with the address being there, the mailbox is pretty far away from the house and I can diffuse bombs by showering them with compliments from afar, so no need to delete/edit your posts, but I appreciate the courtesy. Are you for-serious?

'It was the least I could do' as well, why would you ever say that?

I felt like a jerkish-jerk for 'derailing' the frickin' b'jesus out of your thread, so I just went and deleted, to the extent I could, all record of my being there. As for the address, I just figured the chances were decent that any given member of this forum would not mail me a bomb/death.

It is [still not sure whether or not I'm being given the ole' go-round [is that an expression? is it appropriate?]...].

With respect to emotional manipulation, isn't any sort of communication with another human being, regardless of the motives and when boiled down, an effort to elicit a desired or favorable physical/verbal response, a means to an end? What makes one end more noble than another? As for...

I guess from a certain perspective, less/no sleep would predispose one to more bodily harm, in that there would be many more chances to do things which could potentially be harmful. But, I was also curious as to whether or not sleep's being a physiological necessity was something which could be...

Honestly I'd much prefer a deal with less/no stipulations, where I was able to lead a long and prosperous life, just without having to sleep/age so rapidly. I'll have to respectfully decline this proposition, unless of course something more favorable can be 'worked out'.

In favor of the legalization of all drugs - government deciding what activities can and cannot be indulged in legally, on principle, it would be the same as privately owned means of transportation suddenly becoming outlawed, in light of a 'sharp increase in fatal automotive accidents', people...

I'd rather it be that my body didn't require so much rest. Whether I like it or not, a third of my life will have been spent unconscious, this really bothers me. It's not that I'm so productive/active in those other 16 hours that to be forced into a temporary coma by my own body is reducing the...

Honestly I'd much prefer the peaks and valleys/insatiable curiosity to a mild, but enduring contentedness.

helium.com is a good one for Pete's sake.

Very true. People, and I tend to agree with this lot, generally prefer that the sickly/temporarily-under-the-weather be put down, and sooner rather than later. Perspiration is also a no-no, regardless of the circumstances - sure, it's a reflexive bodily function, but that doesn't mean you're not...

I read one book this year, and hated it. Hello to All That - John Falk