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Jezzball. BANG. - Dr. Jonas Salk

ham n' swiss cheese on an everything bagel/english muffin toasted, or just ham n' cheese rollups, nutella by the spoonful/combined with peanut butter/on ritz crackers, sometimes eggs sunny side up on rye toast, take 5's, goldfish, monster energy drinks, tuna, leftover chili/chiff choff (once in...

INFP - The Healer You scored 50 I versus E, 20 N versus S, 40 F versus T, and 40 J versus P! I feel like the test might have just completely disregarded my answers and made a careless snap judgment.

It's depressing to think a large part of who I am as a person is essentially the result of conditioned response(s). Why is an awareness of this as being a possibility not enough to overcome it? Or am I just lazy? - Sammy Sosa

Somebody type [MBTI] Mike Tyson Do it! Do it now! : (

7/9 Intellect You are 71% knowledgable and 84% intellectual.

*Lots of grammatical errors/stream-of-consciousness...it happens; more a recollection of events than an accurate indication of who I was/am as a person - I'll need to think about that. Preschool - Was at a church, remember the cleanup song...not much else. Kindergarten - Class bully...

The Waterboys - This Is the Sea Brigitte Bardot - Moi je joue The Fugees - Fu-gee-la

Magic School Bus Explores the Human Body PC

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YES! I'm the second coming (woops!) of Christ of Nazareth/God! Fruit of the Loom -> undergarments -> racism -> birthday parties -> reproduction -> car accidents - > steam powered locomotive - > (!) : ( Wait just one second... Cheese -> commonly consumed with wine -> blood of christ -> last...

Grizzly Bear - Ready, Able The Talking Heads/David Byrne - This Must be the Place

Completely off-topic: It always really annoyed me when teachers (usually substitutes for some reason...don't try to win me over with your hackneyed teacher-quips you sycophantic fwoppensteiner) when I or anyone else would ask, 'can I go to the bathroom?', and they'd respond with 'I don't know...

- Minorities are not second class citizens - Maisy's alligator pal 'Charlie' in the hit kids' (lolz) television program...Maisy, is not a clear and present danger to those around him/society. Evidence (pretty damning, imo):

Do you ever find yourself wondering why these people exist?

Yes, a general/very vague idea. But it doesn't seem necessary to do this [bringing god into the discussion] in measuring and comparing + contrasting proclivities/lifestyles - which is what I though they were doing.

36% (!) One of the questions presupposes a faith in god on the part of the test-taker, I nearly blew up.

Those were the days, I was just six years years old then, hose parties in the street, doin' backflips on snowboards and sh*t, friendship... Naughty By Nature - Feel Me Flow Brick - Dazz Tim Maia - Reu Confesso

Actual - 'Hello Old Friend' by Eric Clapton (541)...but that's only because it's the first song in the Limewire playlist and I have it on 'Repeat All' 'Romeo' by Basement Jaxx (470) is probably the true champion.

'Intro to Computers', a prerequisite I had to take freshman year. Oh my f*cking goodness. Every nook and cranny of every Microsoft Office application, we had to know, and the tests were based in the programs themselves, you had to know where to click, the contents of every menu, no trial and...

In matters where the law can be enforced objectively - speed limits for instance - should it be? The tolerated-by-police speed limit on most roads, at least where I live, is probably 7-9 mph higher than what is stated on the signposts - would you prefer an absolute and strictly enforced [handled...

I also think it's a misnomer for f*ckin' Christ's sake that influence is something which is actively sought, sh*t, sometimes it is, but it doesn't always work like this. Not very often is influence-over-others the explicit intent in endeavoring to do or go to h*ll create something, but it...

1. Hamster Race 2. Icy Tower They're both unbelievably boring games

My goodness, they're savages.

I know it may sound rash, but this Chinchilla - while it's certainly adorable, this is clear - seems like a bit of a persnickety assh*le. Also, its hands! What!? They're like human hands, only much smaller (I feel like it might be capable of swinging a baseball bat or playing piano)...

What do Tom, Dick and Harry know though? I'm not sure the artistic merit of any work is in any large part defined by the populace's reaction to it, wouldn't to 'make something' with this as a primary consideration be disingenuous? The imagined voices of housewives and six year old bastard...

Chinchillas! They're majestic creatures, it's almost as if they've all somehow been made exempt from compliance with the law of gravity/reality. Rumor has it they'll be extinct soon...opting for such comfortable fur was not a very well thought-through decision, was it Chinchilla President!? F*ck...

*as of 10:34 PM EST, 1/21/2010 [I may or may not actually like any of this music] Van Morrison - Caravan (Last Waltz) Caetano Veloso - Cucurrucucu Paloma Van Morrison - St. Dominic's Preview (It's Too Late to Stop Now) Kronos Quartet performs Philip Glass - String Quartet No. 5: V. The Clash -...

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Left Brain 36%, Right Brain 64%

I'm managing a real whopper of a lie at the moment, it's getting pretty stressful. I failed (stopped going midway through) a semester's worth of classes a year ago, but told my parents I'd done fairly well, and lied about the number of credits approved for transfer from my previous school to...

I feel like I should be ashamed of myself for writing this, but in The Life Aquatic, when Stevezie finally catches a glimpse of the Jaguar Shark, and that Sigur Ros song starts playing, I teared up. At the time, I thought that scene - the music, visually, the sense of family, things never quite...

I feel like my tendency to procrastinate may have just evolved into a full-blown 'stubborn refusal to do anything'. For instance, today was the first day of classes for my semester - I convinced myself that the first day of any college course isn't worth going to, what with all the syllabus/rule...

Go to sleep for 20-30 minutes, let yourself get angry at having to wake up, but not too mad, what you want here isn't an outburst, you want a persistent, dull sort of anger - the anger-energy alone might be enough to carry you through. But you can't afford not to hedge your bets. Burn...

8/20 : (

I feel like this describes me pretty well. My mind has been shattered.

I remember seeing that famous B&W portrait of him in a textbook last semester and looking him up on Wikipedia, but for whatever reason, at the time, I didn't think to listen to any of his music. Mistake. I like it lots.

I think it's arrogant.

23. It's not me it's the test. I didn't get any wrong.

Balto

I watched a YouTube video the other day of a cat skateboarding, and one of the comments posted was 'I jacked off to this'. I laughed for hours.

Does anyone know where to find Cakecutter's music? Aside from that one song on iTunes?

Terrorism probably wouldn't be quite so terrifying/depressing if we were all incapable of empathy. We might want to consider making empathy illegal, at least for the time being...anti-empathy propaganda, e.g., 'your empathy is only encouraging our enemies, please cease and desist' or 'your...

Do you ever find yourself wondering how the things which make you who you are, as distinct from other people - opinions, sense of humor, which sides you tend to take, interests, etc. - came to pass? Or what along the way may have influenced or produced these things? Do you think it's all purely...

Pete Fountain's New Orleans

Dove away...euphemism. I did somehow manage to wrangle/kidnap two PETA agents and bring them aboard, but they're nowhere to be found, probably off doing something hypocritical! (ba-dum-tssss) As for the bigass chicken, they weren't quite up to snuff in the vetting process, so I just went ahead...

Terminal illnesses Becoming paralyzed/blind/deaf Being stabbed

In high school, a friend/acquaintance/stranger (not sure), told me that he'd put my name down for 'best all around' on the yearbook exit-questionnaire, that was nice to hear, but also utterly befuddling, considering the fact that we'd never hung out with each other outside of school, i.e., 'if...

I'd like to add 'Layer Cake' to my list. Great movie.