smithcommajohn

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  Jennywocky

• Aug 6, 2016

Is that a movie?
Should I even have to ask?

I heard the leech woman sucks.

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  Jennywocky

• Aug 4, 2016

"If you like this beet, wait until you taste my cauliflower!"

Now we're cooking with power!

... I was going to make a joke about my youth subsisting on the lifeforce of children, but it's only 7:30am, I've been up an hour and half, and I'm still not quite awake.

• Smooch

• Aug 8, 2011

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  Lostwitheal

• Jul 14, 2011

Haha, thanks. Glad it amused!

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  Jordan~

• Jul 11, 2011

Not yet! I don't know how, but somehow I'm busy doing nothing. Time seems to melt away despite the fact that I'm not really using it.

• Smooch

• Jul 10, 2011

In fact, your approach is even better probably.
Where are you going to play poker at ? just curious :P

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  Jordan~

• Jul 10, 2011

Ahh, it's nice to have someone here who gets me. :P

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  Tyria

• Jul 10, 2011

Don't give up trying to connect to people. Don't fade into the background. You exist.

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  Melllvar

• Jul 8, 2011

"I love a well put together rant. This thread, however, does not qualify. At least spell minimum correctly in the title."

Well, we're even now. That one made me literally LOL for at least ten seconds.

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  darude11

• Jul 7, 2011

Like your douchebaggery quote? I LOVE IT! It is one from greatest quotes ever! Except one from some solar hours: No numero horas nisi serenas. But then I found out that those are instructions for using them :P

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  Jordan~

• Jun 27, 2011

The guy from Kitten With A Whip. I've got dirt on him, though. He helped some lame beatniks escape to Mexico.

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  Jordan~

• Jun 27, 2011

It's just spin, there's an election coming up. I'm not going to do anything, really.

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  Jordan~

• Jun 27, 2011

I'm gonna be enacting some radical reforms in your funny bone. I thought I should let you know.

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  Jordan~

• Jun 26, 2011

What do I rule?

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  Jordan~

• Jun 17, 2011

My pleasure!

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  sammael

• May 31, 2011

Thanks for the ego stoke my good man.