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MS Paint Thread, black and white, 5 min maximum, text must be included

Cherry Cola

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The picture must be black and white
The picture must have been made in less than 5 min using MS paint
The picture must include a short text
The picture must not be made using a tablet

Those are the only rules governing creation in this thread, fire away

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Puffy

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Whatever is that 5 minutes Cherry, are you using a tablet or something? :p
 

Cherry Cola

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No I am not, tablets are banned from this thread, I edited that rule into the OP now.

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Whew, I'm glad Montresor posted -- for a bit, I was feeling REALLY intimidated...

maybe I'll this a shot.
 

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This is so much fun.


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How do I make this as big as the others? Great stuff btw.
 

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Meer: good stuff, the second one is promising. you draw "for real"? bit of van gogh in there. sorry if you're tired of hearing that.

hado: hmm how did it get that small? i use
 

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You guys are seriously all on crack.

I'll give this a try, but not at 6.40 am
 

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You guys are seriously all on crack.

this cracktually cracked me up. dunno if it's just the crackcent i hear in my head.

pun crackcidental


i look forward to your reply. thread needs even more cracktion.
 

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Meer: good stuff, the second one is promising. you draw "for real"? bit of van gogh in there. sorry if you're tired of hearing that.

hado: hmm how did it get that small? i use button[/quote]

Thanks, the grotesque lines are probably a product of using a mouse more than anything else. It does look like that one of the guy in blue sitting on the chair, though.

Also, to make big pictures, host it on some other site like photobucket or imageshack and then put img tags around the direct link. If you upload it to intpf itself, it'll make a little thumbnail.
 

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This one took 7 minutes but since I am the OP of this thread I don't care ^^

Come on Jenny I wanna see you draw gurl!

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This is how memes happen.

If the thread continues long enough it'll only be a matter of time.

Edit: Troll logic :D
 

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Most are probably slightly intimidated by the standard of drawing, Cherry, though honestly if that's a 5-7 minute drawing, I reckon you could easily get away with a few memes or a webcomic or something. :p
 

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No one would read my crap because my humor is too weird and I care too little for producing anything that's not spontaneous. Also I once again broke the time limit. Took like 7 minutes to draw that pic, and then another 3 to come up with something to write.

Or well I do serious paintings too, but it can take me 2 years to finish one because I only paint when I feel like I know what to paint. The rest of the time I leave my works in progress lying around, occasionally throwing a glance at them; whereupon I feel bad about my own laziness.
 

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Tis fair enough, the last drawing in your first post reminded me of a character/ the humour of a guy called Ben Katchor; I couldn't find any of his good stuff on an online search though unfortunately...
 

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I don't care much for the five minute rule. Haven't observed it from the start. :phear:


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This would actually make a decent webcomic.

A daily taste of what.
 

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Heh, embarrassing....need to practice my mousing.
 

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...I'm cracking myself up doing these....how sad....
 

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No that one was good i think its similar to the ones I did in its concept, playing on the discrepant contrast of the subject matter and it's visualization.
 

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how sad?

we're all being funny. what else is there?

Okay, tragi-comical perhaps. I was seeing the funny in the socially perceived sadness of me drawing something perhaps not-so-funny whilst cracking myself up over it....:storks:

No that one was good i think its similar to the ones I did in its concept, playing on the discrepant contrast of the subject matter and it's visualization.

Thanks :D...I drew (no pun intended) inspiration from the drawings in this thread.

Edit: although your skills are a bit more advanced...
 

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Okay, tragi-comical perhaps. I was seeing the funny in the socially perceived sadness of me drawing something perhaps not-so-funny whilst cracking myself up over it....:storks:

i thought it was good although first one better
 

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i thought it was good although first one better

Idea: we could draw forum member impressions :phear::eek:

Edit: on second thought...that would probably be doomed to end up in Siberia....
 

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Hey now I already drew Architect, so far I've suffered no consequences. Just go for it, it's really an expression of love anyway!
 

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here cherry cola writing some of his most precious favorite words

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In my defence although i'm left-handed i operate the mouse with my right hand (because to do otherwise would violate some mysterious laws i don't understand?).
 

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