I refuse to post in any introit thread

[walfin]

To the newbies

I do not post in introit threads not because I am unfriendly, but because:

1. I am not such an active member of the forum, at least not any more
2. I might not have the time to post in every introit thread and I don't want to be unfair
3. I never have anything interesting to say when someone says hi. I say hi back and wait for the other person to say "Oh Look! Shalakazam!" & then I know to talk about the theory of Shalakazams and not something else.

Just, y'know. To tell you that I'm really friendly inside. Once and for all (whoops that phrase does have a distinctly unfriendly tone).

[PINT]

Are you sure it's not because you're afraid of witches?:smiley_emoticons_mr

[Words]

Ok walf. We understand.

[Wish]

Happy birthday. :cat:

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I sometimes do, sometimes don't. There's no criteria for which I do or don't. Sometimes I just don't feel like it.

Happy b-day? :segen:

[CoryJames]

Yo so about those Shalakazams. That sounds like a potent mix of alcohol and THC. Where can I find me some.

[crippli]

It's like doing hugs. After you have done it a few times you don't understand what was the big deal.

[echoplex]

Happy 1,000!

Also, Hi.

(now say hi back dammit! say eeeet you must!)

[crippli]

Hi

[echoplex]

arrrgh, you're not the one with 1,000 posts! Whaddaya think I meant by 'happy 1,000'? What, are you 1,000 years old? arrrgh!

You're pretty damn polite though, I'll give you that.

[crippli]

Ahh..naa, wasn't for you. Just forgot to say Hi to walfin in my first greeting. Your post reminded me. If it was for you I would have said hi, not Hi.

I hope that's a satisfactory explanation.

hi btw.

[CoryJames]

hi.

[Jesse]

I go by feel. So if I didn't post in your intro thread it means I don't like you.

[CoryJames]

You weren't around at the time of my intro thread. So you're gonna have to tell me outright. Do you like me, Spawn of CardboardRobotess and FlailingTubeMan(Jack Bauer edition)?

[Jesse]

I like your intro thread, although your avatar scares me a bit. I would have posted in your intro thread but would have regretted it later, ;). You post to much but there all pleasant and comfortable so I don't mind. Your name is good (easy to remember). So yes I like you although not as much as others on here. Does that satisfy your curiosity private school boy?

[walfin]

You weren't around at the time of my intro thread.

Well, could've posted it later anyway.

And about the Shalakazams, don't lie, Cory, you know very well how to get them Shalakazams. I mean, Shalakazam! For Shalakazam's sake. They really are pretty darn good.

[CoryJames]

I do not appreciate you passing judgement on the number of my posts. If you were perked out on as many uppers as I am/have been all night, you'd be posting like crazy too. Just can't help it.

[MacGuffin]

To the newbies

I do not post in introit threads not because I am unfriendly, but because:

1. I am not such an active member of the forum, at least not any more
2. I might not have the time to post in every introit thread and I don't want to be unfair
3. I never have anything interesting to say when someone says hi. I say hi back and wait for the other person to say "Oh Look! Shalakazam!" & then I know to talk about the theory of Shalakazams and not something else.

Just, y'know. To tell you that I'm really friendly inside. Once and for all (whoops that phrase does have a distinctly unfriendly tone).

STFU N00B!

[CoryJames]

Did I guy with 30 posts just call a guy with 1000+ a noob? Nice.

[walfin]

STFU N00B!

Hey, why are you here?

I'm pretty sure it's you.

[MacGuffin]

Hey, why are you here?

I'm pretty sure it's you.

Why not?

[walfin]

I am more interested in the why.