The Ninja Club

[Invoke Ninja's True Power]

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[Seducer of the Homeless]

hey Ninja, sooooooo....you have a club

i might make a 'Seducer' Club

it shall be a seductive party for the online promiscuous, bring any homeless guy you find on the way and i shall...leave the rest to me ;)

[Artifice Orisit]

*sneak attacks seducer*

*nods at NTP, ninja-like*

[JoeJoe]

humm... I could make a police club.

[Fedayeen]

hey Ninja, sooooooo....you have a club

i might make a 'Seducer' Club

it shall be a seductive party for the online promiscuous, bring any homeless guy you find on the way and i shall...leave the rest to me ;)

why not make a homeless club instead?

[Tyria]

I think the OP is a coded message. Quick, someone break it and tell us what it says!

[loveofreason]

*sits down and waits for Decaf*

[JoeJoe]

my guess is, that it's a binary code.

Interesting, don't you think? (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=what+is+111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111011111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111011111110+in+decimal%3F&a=NumberBase_*Binary.11111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111101111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111011111110-)

We should work from here.

[Decaf]

*sits down and waits for Decaf*

I've been here the entire time, but I wouldn't be much of a ninja if you knew it ;)

[nickgray]

i gotta post this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SA3T--jg8eI/AAAAAAAAAUI/_LgYjn821Dw/s400/no-ninjas.jpg

[Invoke Ninja's True Power]

i gotta post this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B-CKCNJUt8w/SA3T--jg8eI/AAAAAAAAAUI/_LgYjn821Dw/s400/no-ninjas.jpg

Those are prime hours for ninja-ing, a good ninja would be out doing ninja missions at those hours

[Tyria]

This goes so well with this thread.

YouTube - ninja in the night

[Invoke Ninja's True Power]

hilarious:p I have actually gone to a few parties as a ninja before. Although Halloween is the perfect excuse:p

[Artifice Orisit]

Dude, You can't pick locks with any old pointy thing, observe.
YouTube - How To Pick a Lock
The previous video mentioned using a "Chinese star" to open a car-door lock, an impossible task for many reasons, the least of which being that I'm fairly sure "throwing stars" were Japanese. (it just irked me)

Honour to whoever proves me wrong and provides a link.

[Invoke Ninja's True Power]

This would make a nice PSA. The more you know*

[Cogwulf]

:phear:

On the subject of lock picking, the media tends to be very cautious about showing real lock picking to the public because they'd be very likely to get complaints about teaching people how to commit crimes. Hence they usually just show one tool being used instead of the two tools you would need.

I've been thinking about buying a set of lockpicks as a hobby

[Decaf]

I've been thinking about buying a set of lockpicks as a hobby

I would suggest this book (http://www.amazon.com/Visual-Guide-Lock-Picking-Third/dp/0970978863). I found it imminently useful when I was learning (not that I ever developed much of a practical technique... spent too much time reading I guess).

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/b202_visual_guide_to_lock_picking.jpg

[Devercia]

*video*

"So easy a woman can do it!"

Did anyone else feel this was full of awkward innuendo?

[Gather_Wanderer]

Those are prime hours for ninja-ing, a good ninja would be out doing ninja missions at those hours
i think that's the joke. :)
funny though.