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Cryss Winters
1st-May-2009, 10:12 PM
Except us hikikomori. We will then have to rise up and form a government to govern the other survivors. Let's prepare so we can be the first to act. ...discuss.

Cryss Winters
1st-May-2009, 10:14 PM
We shall first rush to fort knox to reclaim our money, then... suggestions?

Fukyo
1st-May-2009, 10:19 PM
I am fighting very hard to make myself not use any form of rude and insulting sarcasm or language. :)

Cryss Winters
1st-May-2009, 10:26 PM
I am fighting very hard to make myself not use any form of rude and insulting sarcasm or language. :)
Thank you, very much.
This was a serious thread. Might be a bit fantastical, but still.

brain enclosed in flesh
1st-May-2009, 10:28 PM
I've been coughing up a storm. Now I'm paranoid to walk around in public. (As if I wasn't already.)

Maybe I'm the first case of swine flu on the forum?

Cryss Winters
1st-May-2009, 10:30 PM
I've been coughing up a storm. Now I'm paranoid to walk around in public. (As if I wasn't already.)

Maybe I'm the first case of swine flu on the forum?

I hope not, we can't afford to lose a member with an awesome name like yours.

brain enclosed in flesh
1st-May-2009, 10:38 PM
I am awesome, aren't I?

You know, I would like to be a pepper, too.

Inappropriate Behavior
1st-May-2009, 10:43 PM
Most of the gold isn't in Ft. Knox. Just enough for tourism.

I wish the swine flu would kill off half the population but shit, most people who get it survive and without the doctors knowing what to do. Maybe next time....

inerTia
2nd-May-2009, 12:47 AM
Well, not to ruin the party but they have 2 antivirals, that might work, if they did test it any way. But if it does kill more than 40% of the population, by all means, there will be a party here.......

Toad
2nd-May-2009, 01:04 AM
I know this sounds cruel and just purely logical but sometimes I wish there was a disease that kills half the population of the earth.

probably 70% of the population is suffering anyways and the rest of us can barely find a job. SO....yea...

You may crucify me now...

Cryss Winters
2nd-May-2009, 02:00 AM
I know this sounds cruel and just purely logical but sometimes I wish there was a disease that kills half the population of the earth.

probably 70% of the population is suffering anyways and the rest of us can barely find a job. SO....yea...

You may crucify me now...

I wouldn't. I agree with you. lol

Toad
2nd-May-2009, 02:02 AM
There was some kind of theory that said the world would be better off if we killed off 90% of the world's population. I forgot what it was called though.

Artifice Orisit
2nd-May-2009, 02:46 AM
There was some kind of theory that said the world would be better off if we killed off 90% of the world's population. I forgot what it was called though.
It's just one of those things everybody knows but nobody is willing to talk about.

FacetiousPersona
2nd-May-2009, 02:55 AM
I plan to force myself to become infected and run through Central London sneezing/coughing/touching people. I am a terrorist.

/awaits the arrival of the MI5 again/

Toad
3rd-May-2009, 12:08 AM
You should demand 10 million dollars and a vaccine