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[FacetiousPersona]

Is L your favourite character in Death Note? Mine was either him or Near.

[Cegorach]

I love L, if he hadn't *BEEP* I was gonna marry him! ;)
Oddly enough I've always sat in a similar way to L and eaten massive quantities of sugar, long before I had even heard of Deathnote.

So you're ESFP... right?

[FacetiousPersona]

You might wish to censor the spoiler. L was a brilliant character, in my opinion.

No one knows which MBTI type I truly am. It's open to speculation.

[Dissident]

No one knows which MBTI type I truly am. It's open to speculation.
So you admit you are not ESFP?

[FacetiousPersona]

So you admit you are not ESFP?

I admit I may be ESFP or any other type.

[Cegorach]

Near was impressive too, just a little less so.
You seem to deflect personal questions... is that because you know INTP's are interested in puzzles? Do you even care? Did you just trick me into being inquisitive?! Am I asking too many questions? How about now?

[Dissident]

You slipped up there, don't try to hide it. :D

[Cegorach]

I believe we may have frightened Face away... too bad, I was all set to burn her at the stake!

[FacetiousPersona]

You cannot burn me, foo'! INTPs are intrigued with puzzles, and I'm certainly one.

[Dissident]

Hehe, so that's how it is... :evil:

[Cegorach]

We can too burn you! But only as torture... the INTP inquisition is merciless in that regard.

[FacetiousPersona]

I shall never submit to mental or physical torture.

[Cegorach]

I see no reason to dispute your claims, however it may be more productive if you gave us the answers. We would get bored and leave you alone!
Unless *Gasp* you like us?!

[FacetiousPersona]

Perhaps I want to be alone.

[Cegorach]

Doubt it. It's improbable that you would be actively monitoring this forum otherwise. Unless you're seeking answers... Hmmmm, I could pretend to be a psychiatrist if you seek mental understanding, or a Jedi master if you wish to know the conduct of The Force!
Hehehe, admit it. You like us!

[FacetiousPersona]

Doubt it. It's improbable that you would be actively monitoring this forum otherwise. Unless you're seeking answers... Hmmmm, I could pretend to be a psychiatrist if you seek mental understanding, or a Jedi master if you wish to know the conduct of The Force!
Hehehe, admit it. You like us!

Be a Jedi Master.

[Cegorach]

Ha, that sounds Kinky!
...We are not the INTP's you're looking for... (How's that?)

[FacetiousPersona]

You could be a Sith Lord and simply murder me.

[Cegorach]

I could but who else would guide me into highjacking threads? Oh, and refuse to properly answer any of my questions!:rolleyes:

[Dissident]

FP is afraid that if we figure hir out we will lose interest :D

[Cegorach]

So if we refused to pay attention to her would she have a breakdown or something? (I'm afraid of tears... they burn me.)
Meh, she doesn't need to worry. Everybody here loves a mystery.

[FacetiousPersona]

FP is afraid that if we figure hir out we will lose interest :D

Yes. Yes, this is true.

[Cegorach]

But you still need to throw us little scraps, or tie metaphorical candy to a metaphorical string and make us metaphorically run after it for several hours.
Give me something! ANYTHING!:eek:

[FacetiousPersona]

Metaphorical candy is nice.

[Cegorach]

DAMN YOU! I don't love you anymore, or whatever it is INTP's feel in place of love.

[FacetiousPersona]

I'm a teapot. There.

[Cegorach]

Are you short and stout?

[FacetiousPersona]

Are you short and stout?

I wish. People would drink me more.

[Cegorach]

What is that supposed to mean? *resists urge to make sexual innuendo*

[FacetiousPersona]

What is that supposed to mean? *resists urge to make sexual innuendo*

People are often adverse to drinking me. They like their drinks sweet.

[Cegorach]

You just need a hug! But I refuse to give hugs to people who won't answer me. Unless you don't want hugs... in that case I'll hug you if you don't answer me!

[FacetiousPersona]

You just need a hug! But I refuse to give hugs to people who won't answer me. Unless you don't want hugs... in that case I'll hug you if you don't answer me!

I'm fine with both. No particular preference. Oh no!

[Cegorach]

Did I mention I have cooties?

[FacetiousPersona]

A genuine case of cooties. I shall sacrifice myself for science. After becoming infected, I shall head to closest lab and have myself examined.

[Cegorach]

WAIT! Are you asking me to hug you? I only met you a few days ago barely even talked to you until today and already we're hugging.
You're scaring me! :eek:

[FacetiousPersona]

WAIT! Are you asking me to hug you? I only met you a few days ago barely even talked to you until today and already we're hugging.
You're scaring me! :eek:

Remember, it is for science!

[Cegorach]

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?!

[FacetiousPersona]

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?!

My motive is one for science.

[Cegorach]

Eeek! Don't scold me! I'm sensitive.... I might cry... and then you'll be forced to console a blubbering INTP!:p

[FacetiousPersona]

Eeek! Don't scold me! I'm sensitive.... I might cry... and then you'll be forced to console a blubbering INTP!:p

I'd only laugh at you.

[Cegorach]

I would become Emo... only I would cut other peoples wrists instead of mine.
.....What happened to our dreams of Forum domination???!!!! (Or was that all in my head?)

[FacetiousPersona]

I would become Emo... only I would cut other peoples wrists instead of mine.
.....What happened to our dreams of Forum domination???!!!! (Or was that all in my head?)

Be emotionless and our plans shall succeed.

[Cegorach]

I'm an INTP. I have neither "Emotions" nor "Plans".
I do have cookies though!

[FacetiousPersona]

I'm an INTP. I have neither "Emotions" nor "Plans".
I do have cookies though!
You'll become an INTJ after the initial training.

[Cegorach]

That sounds horrible, I won't let you rip my Pness off!!!
Are you an INTJ?

[FacetiousPersona]

That sounds horrible, I won't let you rip my Pness off!!!
Are you an INTJ?
I could be and I could not be. I simply thought that INTJs were good at planning. If you do not plan, you should become one.

[Cegorach]

You can plan. I'll be the Eye Candy! :D

[FacetiousPersona]

You can plan. I'll be the Eye Candy!:D

Supposedly, I am an ESFP, thus having an inability to plan.

[Cegorach]

We can both be Eye Candy!!! I say we seduce the rest of the forum, they'll never see it coming.
Shit... that's a plan isn't it?

[FacetiousPersona]

Do we have the charm to accomplish this?

[Cegorach]

I'm immensely charming! I'm practically a god.
Behold how I have eloquently placed the word eloquently, isn't it eloquent?

[FacetiousPersona]

I'm immensely charming! I'm practically a God.
Behold how I have eloquently placed the word eloquently, isn't it eloquent?

Congratulations on having a nice vocabulary. Words will lead us to victory.

[Cegorach]

That and pimping ourselves out. We should totally charge money!
I would make an exceptional prostitute!

[FacetiousPersona]

That and pimping ourselves out. We should totally charge money!
I would make an exceptional prostitute!

You are male, correct?

[Cegorach]

Yes, but I have no shame... on the other hand I do have a nice ass!;):D

[FacetiousPersona]

Yes, but I have no shame... on the other hand I do have a nice ass!;):D

You'll be my rentboy.

[Cegorach]

Haha, Only if I get to pimp you out too! We can be pimp buddies!

[FacetiousPersona]

HaHaha, Only if I get to pimp you out too! We can be pimp buddies!

Who shall we 'cap' first?

[Cegorach]

Which ones are desperate lonely virgins with no life? .....Oh wait.....

[FacetiousPersona]

Which ones are desperate lonely virgins with no life? .....Oh wait.....

You'll lose it within hours as a pimp. Be patient.

[Cegorach]

Ouch! BAD Pimp!
You might wanna work on your charm... either that or become a dominatrix!

[FacetiousPersona]

Ouch! BAD Pimp!
You might wanna work on your charm... either that or become a dominatrix!

I'm fine as anything.

[Cegorach]

Now I need a special pimp title.... ASS PIRATE!!!!!
(Seriously... and I wonder why people think I'm gay... <.<)

[FacetiousPersona]

Now I need a special pimp title.... ASS PIRATE!!!!!
(Seriously... and I wonder why people think I'm gay... <.<)

People think I'm gay randomly too.

[Cegorach]

You should say 'lesbian'... guys like that.
What do you do that makes people think you're 'lesbian'?
(I love being creepy. o_o)

[FacetiousPersona]

You should say 'lesbian'... guys like that.
What do you do that makes people think you're 'lesbian'?
(Hehehe, I love being creepy!)

I fingered a girl once on a bar stool at a local pub.

[Cegorach]

I don't believe you... I really wish I did though.
Do you drink frequently? I don't believe it serves any functional purpose other than social laxative.

[FacetiousPersona]

I don't believe you... I really wish I did though.
Do you drink frequently? I don't believe it serves any functional purpose other than social laxative.
There are benefits of alcohol when it's consumed in smaller quantities, but, logically, there should be other drinks which have higher benefits in the same quantity. You should focus on the non-alcoholic beneficial drinks instead of the alcohol, which has a terrible reputation and potential consequences when the limit is breached.

Alcohol is considered a temporary solution to immense pain at times, hence the frequency of people becoming alcoholics. They intend for it to be a release for their pain until it's less worse, but they become dependent on it and continue. There are other solutions, of course, yet the individual may not be aware of them or be willing to use them. They seem to prefer choosing an obvious, concrete one that's readily available. It is tragic with some.

[Cegorach]

Many of my friends (ESFP, ISFP, ect) are particularly wild, and party profusely. I once stayed over for approximately three months, and adapted surprisingly well despite the fact that I rarely consume alcohol.
I just noticed you have a picture in your public profile, is that really you?
I was imagining you as a shadowy figure who had hung themselves with an iPod cord.... I was hoping you'd be full of candy for when I hit you with a bat... *Sob*

[FacetiousPersona]

Many of my friends (ESFP, ISFP, ect) are particularly wild, and party profusely. I once stayed over for approximately three months, and adapted surprisingly well despite the fact that I rarely consume alcohol.
I just noticed you have a picture in your public profile, is that really you?
I was imagining you as a shadowy figure who had hung themselves with an iPod cord.... I was hoping you'd be full of candy for when I hit you with a bat... *Sob*
You imagine me dead. How sweet.

[Cegorach]

I am sweet. Or at least, I God Damn Well better be with the amount of sugar I consume!
You have a unique ability to carry on a discussion without answering any of my inquiries.
If that is you in the picture, I suggest you fill yourself with candy.
I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY PRIZE!!!

[FacetiousPersona]

I am sweet. Or at least, I God Damn Well better be with the amount of sugar I consume!
You have a unique ability to carry on a discussion without answering any of my inquiries.
If that is you in the picture, I suggest you fill yourself with candy.
I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY PRIZE!!!

Which candy is your favourite?

[Cegorach]

Skittles and M&M's, I once got a cab to pick up an insanely large amount of these and it came to $200 (the cab only cost $16 by the way. XD)

[FacetiousPersona]

Skittles and M&M's, I once got a cab to pick up an insanely large amount of these and it came to $200 (the cab only cost $16 by the way. XD)

I love skittles (become hyperactive with them) and M&M's. It is nice to watch a movie with a large bag of M&M's.

[Cegorach]

We've been talking for 12 hours on a stolen thread... I feel like a bad person. But it's a good sort of bad.
Are you bubbly and outgoing in person? Also, how old are you?

Also what is your street address and bank account information? :eek: :D

[FacetiousPersona]

We've been talking for 12 hours on a stolen thread... I feel like a bad person. But it's a good sort of bad.
Are you bubbly and outgoing in person? Also, how old are you?

Also what is your street address and bank account information? :eek: :D

I do not feel any guilt or remorse. This will all be moved to my section of the forum, I think.

[Cegorach]

I could've swore I had asked a question. Maybe, Just MAYBE you have never heard of these terms before...

Question: A sentence in an interrogative form, addressed to someone in order to get information in reply.

Answer: A spoken or written reply or response to a question, request, letter, etc.

Answer or I will prosecute you to the fullest extent of my fist!

[FacetiousPersona]

I could've swore I had asked a question. Maybe, Just MAYBE you have never heard of these terms before...

Question: A sentence in an interrogative form, addressed to someone in order to get information in reply.

Answer: A spoken or written reply or response to a question, request, letter, etc.

Answer or I will prosecute you to the fullest extent of my fist!

Maybe I'll enjoy the punishment.

[Cegorach]

WOW! That can be taken really wrong... or right, depending on how you look at it.
We could totally turn this X-rated in about 10 seconds, I doubt the moderators would be amused though. >.>

[FacetiousPersona]

WOW! That can be taken really wrong... or right, depending on how you look at it!
We could totally turn this X-rated in about 10 seconds, I doubt the moderators would be amused though!

Who cares for the moderators.

[Cegorach]

Tickle Fight?

[FacetiousPersona]

Fist fight?

[Cegorach]

Pillow fight?!

[FacetiousPersona]

Axe fight?

[Cegorach]

That's not X-rated at all!! (...Axe-Rated maybe...)

[FacetiousPersona]

Why not Y-Rated?

[Cegorach]

Because that would exceed your wildest dreams! I dare not attempt to contemplate Z-Rated.

[FacetiousPersona]

Because that would exceed your wildest dreams! I dare not attempt to contemplate Z-Rated.

I do not even dare to think of Z-Rated too.

[Cegorach]

So what are your wildest dreams?!

[FacetiousPersona]

Several police officers raping me on an interrogation table inside a police station while my daddy watches through a see-through glass window.

[Cegorach]

That's an interesting one, although I doubt you're serious.
Are you always this distant? Is it the public atmosphere? Perhaps the fact that I'm being a complete asshole? Or are you always like this?

[FacetiousPersona]

That's an interesting one, although I doubt you're serious.
Are you always this distant? Is it the public atmosphere? Perhaps the fact that I'm being a complete asshole? Or are you always like this?

Mostly. I'm less non-distant generally. You've not been an asshole, though, and this is simply how I am.

[Cegorach]

Heh, I should harass you, you'll have to get used to me eventually.

[FacetiousPersona]

Hehehe, I should harass you, you'll have to get used to me eventually.

I've accepted you.

Let's move our conversation into another thread to dominate an additional one. Choose a new thread and post inside it - I shall follow you.

[Cegorach]

I completely accept you too then. I honestly find you interesting, it just feels like you're holding something back... I don't know.... I'm probably just crazy. :p

[FacetiousPersona]

What could I possibly be holding back? That I'm L (kidding)?

[Cegorach]

I have no idea what you could be holding back..... (It better not be M&M's)
If you were L, I would marry you right now!

[FacetiousPersona]

I have no idea what you could be holding back..... (It better not be M&M's)
If you were L, I would marry you right now!

M&M could be Mr & Misses. Interesting.

Are you bisexual, or simply obsessed with Lawliet to the extent of being willing to twist your sexuality for him?

[Cegorach]

I'M A FLAMING HOMO!!!
Haha, actually I'm not. I have an amazing ability to spout bullshit without flinching.
I love L, but not like that!

[FacetiousPersona]

I could empathize with you wishing to touch him.

[Cegorach]

I could imagine myself doing it for kicks, I wouldn't get any sexual gratification out of it though.

(As for dominating another thread, I'm game, but I really suck at decisions like this. Hmmmmmm...)

[FacetiousPersona]

I could imagine myself doing it for kicks, I wouldn't get any sexual gratification out of it though.

(As for dominating another thread, I'm game, but I really suck at decisions like this. Hmmmmmm...)
Let's decide which thread we should target. INTP & ESTP one?

[Cegorach]

Indubitably!!!

[FacetiousPersona]

GO, GO, GO!

[Linsejko]

Wait, wait, wait--Are they referring to *me* when they say "L"?

L

[Jill BioSkop]

Well, have you been assaulted yet? :phear: